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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE

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Yes, they did.

 

And don't let a bunch of Muse and Coldplay fans tell you otherwise.

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Cause nobody loves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its true

 

not like you do.

Who do you think would win in a fight?

 

Christian Bale or Nuclear Radiation.

 

No Doubt...Winner:

 

CHRISTIAN BALE

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Wanna see the ONLY entry to The Coldplaying Committee logo competition more like.

 

Excluding mine. WHICH - by the way - are much better. Does it go to a vote?

 

And when are you going to hold an election for the position of CHAIRMEN?!? :angry:

To reiterate; WHEN are you going to hold a GENERAL ELECTION for the position of CHAIRMEN?!?

 

I refuse to endorse this organisation until it is conducted in a democratic manner.

And I successfully run against you.

OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THE DEFACTO RULER OF YOUR COMMITTEE THAT YOU INVENTED FOR FOREVER ARE YOU?

[Vau], you can quote Oscar Wilde? You must be ACTUALLY intellectual. LEt's all BASK in the VERY CLEVER GLORY of Strawberryadulterer, and her GOOGLE-GATHERED-QUOTATIONS.

 

"Are you going to get married?"

"No. I'm too much in love to get married"

CHRISTIAN BALE

 

I knew eventually this would catch on. We'd probably have our first OFFICIAL Christian Bale by now, IF IAN HADN'T BEEN SUCH A FILTHY DISGUST :angry:

Some Quotes that Yakabe likes

 

"To be acutely conscious is a disease, a real honest-to-goodness disease", Fydor Dostovsky

 

"Men marry because they are tired. Women, because they are curious. Both are disappointed", Oscar Wilde.

 

"Fascism is not defined by the number of victims, but by the way it kills them"

Jean-Paul Sartre

 

"Generosity is a virtue for individuals, not Governments. When governments are generous it is with other people's money, other people's safety, other people's future." P.D. James

 

"If you treat children as gods in infancy, they are likely to become devils in adulthood" P.D. James

 

"Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else. Not in the individual mind, which can make mistakes, and in any case soon perishes: only in the mind of the party, which is collective and immortal. Whatever the party holds to be truth, is truth. It is impossible to see reality except by looking through the eyes of the Party" George Orwell

 

"Every one belongs to every one else. Everybody's happy nowadays" Aldous Huxley

 

"Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of those that you have hung! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!" Arthur Miller

 

"FUCK STRAWBERRYADULTERER", Barack Obama

 

And finally - to copy and paste for the first time -

 

"You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."

Bret Easton Ellis

"FUCK STRAWBERRYADULTERER", Barack Obama

 

 

 

best one! :laugh3::laugh3: oh balacky balacky, youre hilarious :laugh3::laugh3:

If you care to read the author of that one, you'll see it was the actual Barack Obama who said it. Not me. :lol:

Exactly the sort of wit I've come to expect from the 'Essex' lot. :lol:

 

Well I would have made for the really apprecciation of it if you would FUCK OFF AND DIE, so how about we call it the quit?

 

Anyone else, I'd probably stand aside, but... a man presumably above the age of 14.... asking for fashion advice on a COLD GAME forum...? It's just too much.

HEY EVERYONE, FROM NOW ON THIS THREAD IS MINE, AND EVERYONE IN IT PLAYS BY MY RULES. OKAY?

Fortunate Charm, I must be 'quite young'? Why you make assumption of the age of BALACK OBAMA? You not know how old he is. And how old he is is no reflection of character or wit, as you imply. Rest assured, there are people younger than me who wouldn't make that joke, and people older than me than who would.

 

Back to the topic on my HAND, FRODO, where are you, COME BACK TO ME, I want to discuss the GOD and the COLD GAME with you.

 

Try me out.

 

I'm BEGGING you.

Hurry of the blood The Union kingdom, you' re are such of witless and homosexualised the fool of the Internet! I hope that SOUTHEND it burns to the earth, you smelly bastard.

 

It doesn't matter where you buy your clothes; its not as if they're not going to make you attractive. :lol:

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