...guaranteeing they could add 3 inches in length to my penis. I almost replied but thought, "Who the hell really needs a 5 inch penis anyway?"

I've got a shipment of blue pills from north korea coming here in the next few days. great deals online.

great stuff

i think you left a few zeros out of your measurements....

Nick, were you gonna use this as a forum to discuss penile dysfunction?

Nick, were you gonna use this as a forum to discuss penile dysfunction?

no. mine works fine, it's just, who really needs 5 full inches you know?

depends on how you intend to use it. If all you're gonna do is wee every few hours than I agree.

so at the moment you have a 2 inch penis?

so at the moment you have a 2 inch penis?

thanks Captain Obvious

 

 

what do you want a cookie?

just making sure

thanks Captain Obvious

 

 

what do you want a cookie?

 

 

 

I think you mean Captain Slow.....

Did somebody say penis? :stunned:

 

I think you mean Captain Slow.....

 

Top Gear FTW!

Did somebody say penis? :stunned:

 

 

 

2-incher! :wink3:

what's the official, scientific way of measuring a penis anyway? I mean, to my knowledge the average penis is a great deal different in the morning as it is in the swimming pool.

 

Do you measure every half hour and then calculate the mean? Or just go by your maximum altitude?

what's the official, scientific way of measuring a penis anyway? I mean, to my knowledge the average penis is a great deal different in the morning as it is in the swimming pool.

 

Do you measure every half hour and then calculate the mean? Or just go by your maximum altitude?

well done

what's the official, scientific way of measuring a penis anyway? I mean, to my knowledge the average penis is a great deal different in the morning as it is in the swimming pool.

 

Do you measure every half hour and then calculate the mean? Or just go by your maximum altitude?

well done

 

 

 

is this really turning into a penis discussion thread? cuz that was not my intention. it was supposed to be more of a joke thread.

o rly? :square:

(this thread):smash:

 

 

 

 

on another note....

 

 

 

:lol:

hahahahahaha

 

What is the average penis length anyway?

In Japan..0.5 inch.

hahahahahha