OMg... i got so many Helen Keller jokes... :uhoh: :shame:

I've found some more horrible ones. I'm not sure if I should post them.

OMg... i got so many Helen Keller jokes... :uhoh: :shame:

 

Do tell

Uhhhmmm...

I'll be happier dying a little girf, just as I am... :escaping:

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

:uhoh: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy...?

when she doesn't have me in her life :charming:

yeah right...:P

NO...there's not... i'm gonna go grab my much hated eyeliner and cry about how much the world hates me...

:bigcry:

 

 

btw...totally off topic...but Pussy is such a weird word... :\

 

 

 

 

What? :uhoh:

Random topic, i know...but it's true....

WTF

How did she drive herself crazy?

 

And couldn't she drive?

shut up Dee.

 

Anyways.... How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?

 

She tried reading a stucco wall.......LOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

 

 

Goodnight pimps and ho's!!!!!!!!!!

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

 

The Next One Is Graphic-

 

 

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

 

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

 

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

 

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

 

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

 

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

 

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

because she was a woman. goodnight knoxville!

Night Ivit. Don't cut yourself :nice:

Can we stop posting in weird fonts please?

What was hellen keller's dog's name?

 

 

"murrahaeehaeioeerreooaahaooiiyeh"

 

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

 

The Next One Is Graphic-

 

 

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

 

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

 

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

 

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

 

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

 

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

 

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

hysterical! especially the first one.

Can we stop posting in weird fonts please?

 

I love you.

What was hellen keller's dog's name?

 

 

"murrahaeehaeioeerreooaahaooiiyeh"

 

Hahahahaha

 

because she was a woman. goodnight knoxville!

 

 

Hahaha, very true.

What was hellen keller's dog's name?

 

 

"murrahaeehaeioeerreooaahaooiiyeh"

:laugh3:

I love you.

 

It sucks scrolling down the page looking at the left side of te screen the whole time, then someone decides to post in the middle and I'm like WTF my eyes!.

It sucks scrolling down the page looking at the left side of te screen the whole time, then someone decides to post in the middle and I'm like WTF my eyes!.

 

hahaha....... well I agree, but just about the centering thing...... still, dee is very sweet so she can break the rules if she wants :wacky:

Night Ivit. Don't cut yourself :nice:

 

I'm lost, Ivit is a cutter now?

how do you change the fonts anyway? .... I actually think it's cool...... I mean..... maybe not being centered.... but just changing the colors and the fonts

ok, I am going to bed ladies. Please don't cry for me. I will be there to make you happy tomorrow :love:

Well she's upset about something and a couple of posts above she was all "*cuts*"

 

edit: eric I'm the only lady in here I think...

but night anyways :nice:

:curtain:

hi again :)

(although ive been here this entire conversation)