Matter-Eater Lad

Now we're talking!

This thread is way off topic. C'mon guys.

I decline to respond to these wild, and aggressive accusations.

I quit.

Plastic straws have no blood...

Damn, I was looking for a fight. Just kidding. Btw I just noticed The Shins in your sig. Love that song!

Wait a minute, are you agreeing my life is a funny joke eh?

My life.

Not the only one.

Let me grab my straw.

I forgot this thread was about alcohol.

A talking bum, how lovely!

I need to take my pet in for his rabbis shot. [ATTACH=CONFIG]32328[/ATTACH]

That's a crowd.

I like his thumb positioning, he's clearly experienced.

I think I have one...

Good thing there are two outlets. ;)

Just be careful, it's been known to shoot out puffs of snow.

I was going to say Igloo, but close.

There's no I in...

You get the joystick and she can push the buttons?

You can charge my joystick anytime.

I'm so bored.

That'd be awesome.

Yes, send me a check.