wooooooooo hellooooo dearies now who are the pervs :wacko:

mommy is here :gorgeous:

....and of all the nicknames i like, why do i like this one :disappointed:

lol hey eric x

Im officially one of the pervs... we should make a group... :thinking2:

nice thinking bubble lol and yh we should :D xx

lol hi emma x :wacky:

aww hey x

i feel like the group mommy :gorgeous:

but ur a guy lol x but oh well

... but i thought you were just my mommy :wacko: i have siblings!!!!?????!!!!

yaaaay yo sis lol x

i don't know :uhoh: i have had lots of children :mad:

Im officially one of the pervs... we should make a group... :thinking2:

It's called the Perv Unit...

... but i thought you were just my mommy :wacko: i have siblings!!!!?????!!!!

I'm your baby sister :wacky:

FREAKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry2: im running away to CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haaa oh god lol x

FREAKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry2: im running away to CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:dozey: dearie, you have been threatening this for a while now. when are you going to do it?

since 3 of your daddies are in canada, they will bring you to me :smug:

...how can i possibly have 3 fathers...???!!! IM WORRIED>.....

It's called the Perv Unit...

 

 

Im gonna look for it... cuz i think i belong there...

ERIC! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SCREWING AROUND WITH HUH?

You're a terrible mother! :bigcry:

Im gonna look for it... cuz i think i belong there...

 

I bet you do :wacky:

i thought of some disturbing possibilities :uhoh:

So did I :sick:

ERIC! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SCREWING AROUND WITH HUH?

You're a terrible mother! :bigcry:

 

i'm a good mommy. you can have an allowance :nice:

here dee, have a dollar

and dearie, you get a coldplay ticket :nice: since you are my favorite

hey how about me no one loves me :( x

oh, emma. you get a special night with chris martin :surprised:

 

but remember this emma, he is your daddy :nice: :daisy: :sunny: :cool: I hope you haven't had any nasty thoughts about your daddy :sick: