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Which coldplayer would you have a one night stand with?

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oooooh I'm the master in protecting people from other people who want to rape them:glasses:

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I pick you, no not you, the guy behind you, oh my god can someone tell the guy in the red shirt to move out of the guy's behind him way, and not you either, security remove the guy in the red shirt he's being annoying, thank you, okay okay okay YES YOU!:smug:

oooooh I'm the master in protecting people from other people who want to rape them:glasses:

 

and kermit? :uhoh:

Has anyone said Ian yet? I think we owe him a bit....

"We all owe him a bit...?" If every single person has a night stand with Ian that's just going to be uhhhhhhhhhhh :rolleyes:

Yeah 40,000 ppl is a bit horeish

and kermit? :uhoh:

 

he's an exception. He doesn't fit this category "people"...he is part of the category "puppets"...you must be the master of protecting people being raped by puppets...ah no, the other way round...:mean:

 

I'm the meanie...:bigcry:

:mean:

 

 

 

Where's Kermit? :evil:

 

 

*dresses up as kermit and arrives inconspicuously*

 

hello, dears :charming:

Ok Kermi....you seem to be determined to be raped by me...I see you need it and obviously love me back, although you said you didn't before this person shot you...so, be ready, I'm gonna rape you now...

you can't rape him. he's innocent. :bigcry:

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