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Which coldplayer would you have a one night stand with?

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oh god not that song :lol:!

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Whyever not? Like Gloaming said (Sorry, don't know your name), it fits perfectly.

i haven't heard it in awhile :P and it does fit this thread quite well :laugh3:

That song makes even my bowels feel sexy.

That's an interesting comment. Just like your new avi and sig. They're kinda intriguing, in a creepy way.

he's an exception. He doesn't fit this category "people"...he is part of the category "puppets"...you must be the master of protecting people being raped by puppets...ah no, the other way round...:mean:

 

master of the puppets? :guitarist:

You're all fat and ugly

well, I'm trying to wait till i'm married...

But if i had to choose a coldplayer, I'd have to go with Briggins.

I just can't resist him in his spandex.

:P

I don't like to have one night stands with strangers from the internet.

You're all fat and ugly

 

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That's okay Josh, no one here wants to fuck you anyway.

well, I'm trying to wait till i'm married...

But if i had to choose a coldplayer, I'd have to go with Briggins.

I just can't resist him in his spandex.

:P

Well-elaborated answer. :P

*Old woman voice*

 

 

Who woke this thread up?!

Oh... Briggs... :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Thinking about it, i wouldn't have a one night stand with anyone on here... you all are too nice for one night :nice: <3

 

Except Nathan :lips:

uhm

.............?

*makes boyfriend a coldplaying account

Hey my name is Josh and I think Chris Martin is a sack of shit..

 

My name is Gena and only the lowest forms of life hate Chris Martin:sneaky:

My name is Gena and only the lowest forms of life hate Chris Martin:sneaky:

 

There is a lot of sexual tension on here.

^^ My internet browser freezes up because of that gif in your sig.

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