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Which coldplayer would you have a one night stand with?

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:bigcry: Shame on me.

 

 

 

Let's talk about that night :evil:

 

 

 

that night....well I was love stoned by Kermi, but he obviouslY wasn't love stoned by me...so I raped like I usually did and then he wanted to go home and this killer shot him with 8 shots in the head...:bigcry:

 

 

that's it:(

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that night....well I was love stoned by Kermi, but he obviouslY wasn't love stoned by me...so I raped like I usually did and then he wanted to go home and this killer shot him with 8 shots in the head...:bigcry:

 

 

that's it:(

 

8 shots in the head??? :shocked2:

 

 

 

nice strategy.

 

 

oooooooooooh you wear Kermi's real skin...now you remind me of him...I mean the smell the bruises....everything...now I'm love stoned:stunned:

8 shots in the head??? :shocked2:

 

 

 

nice strategy.

 

 

I guess it was your strategy....the killer told me it wasn't his strategy....:mean:

I guess it was your strategy....the killer told me it wasn't his strategy....:mean:

 

:mean: *shoots Julia*

ahhh I have to go now (btw that shot really hurt haha...:wacky:) elmo is calling me and waiting with the videotape...byeeeeeeee people and puppets of course:hug:

:wink3: I am waiting at the top of the ladder............... I mean, er.......... elmo :uhoh:

 

 

 

...... as i take off my clothes, some red fur appears, here, there :wink3:

 

I know you are waiting with the Kermi and the elmo dress....:wink3:

 

 

ooooh I've heard the same would happen to me at my honeymoon:o

 

:o what did she do!

 

She raped Kermit. :mean:

I know you are waiting with the Kermi and the elmo dress....:wink3:

 

:lol::lol:

 

i will remember that story on my wedding night .... and laugh randomly..........

 

 

but I will never tell why :uhoh:

 

 

:lol::lol:

 

i will remember that story on my wedding night .... and laugh randomly..........

 

 

but I will never tell why :uhoh:

 

 

 

no worries...I will know why...haha:wacky:

 

Horny muppets and puppets aye.................

  • 5 months later...

Nick...oh wait we already have!

twice :gorgeous:

Marvin Gaye is made of win.

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