Hi, I'm BIRBY. You may know mah cousin KIRBY. She's a fucking cunt, btw.

 

Ok, I'm tired of swallow the same stupid monsters so I came here to swallow new people :nice:

 

You know, I'm the Black sheep of the family :disappointed: Stupid Kirby, everybody wants you :(

 

So who want to be swallowed?

 

I can swallow everything. I mean everything :wink3:

 

And I'm not a man, nor a woman. I'm ready.

I WILL FIGHT YOU!

I'm down. ;)

You're supposed to be working.

*SWALLOWS*

i'm speechless

its my ball shaped friend!

SHUT UP PACMAN CUNT. UR DOWN LOL NOBODY LIKES U ANYMORE

FUCK!

0_o

 

Everyone step away from the freaky cartoon character.

*SWALLOWS SAILOR...I mean MOON*

 

 

I'M SO SEXY :cheesy:

:sick:

*SWALLOWS PACMAN*

 

Those eyes don't fit me well. See?! You're ugly pacman!

My sundaes want to be inside you

 

NOW I'M EMMA <3

My sundaes want to be inside you

 

*SWALLOWS*

 

TADA!

 

DRESS LIKE BOZO :blush:

*SWALLOWS*

ZING!

 

O NO YOU DIDN'T

 

OMG WHY DID YOU EAT JOHN LENNON

 

AAA HE'S TOUCHING ME. THIS IS GROSS I ONLY TOUCH LITTLE KIDS

I CAN BE ONE, YOU KNOW.

*coughwannabewhorecough*

:disappointed:

 

Yeah I'm a copycat