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The aid of this cold forum of the game is necessary to me

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Oh to [zdravstvulte]! again my comrades I returned from the exile because I I desperately search for the consultation of your INTELLECTUAL ELITE. The country of mine we LACK INTELLECTUALS because of the purge by the scavenging of government in 1981 therefore I I constrain myself to use the Internet, and it must ask here in proportion to COLD GAME one of the very a few places NOT THEY ARE CENSORED.

 

You see my wife has about it is very pregnant, and [et] suddenly causes to me very much uneasiness because I it had a operation on my genitalia, which made to be convinced that I could ever not be pregnant in my pants again.

 

Now it is my wife pregnant and I know that pregnancy not from my pants. How I, it is which necessary to go near to discuss this matter? Must I say "WIFE, this is VERY NEGATIVE, you have let FOOLISH MAN put his GENITALS inside you and make baby inside the stomach!", for you must see she does NOT KNOW of my operation which has rendered my pants without pregnancy! She thinks I still fully act as men, also, with my maturity. But in REAL TRUTH my sperm is HUNGRY AND POOR and cannot MAKE ITSELF KNOWN to any woman of substance, it can only cause MESS it can never CREATE THE LIFE.

 

Must I use tact with this? How do I discuss with my wife? I know she is the CHEATING of THE DOG but I do not wish her to EXIT me. :cry:

Smack the bitch for being such a slut. Then cut the embryo out and eat it in front of her. She'll never leave after that.

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tl;dr

 

You use INTERNET ACRONYM that say "THIS IS TOO LENGTHY, I MUST NOT HAVE READ?!?!?"

 

You do not realise WHICH I AM?!?!?

 

luckily you do not read one way or another anyway, in proportion to this matter, as it is VERY VERY adult and are included SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, and you look by such young that you possibly not even REACHED ORGASM BEFORE,

 

and if you have you have only reached a PRIVATE ORGASM. DO NOT LIE TO ME

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Smack the bitch for being such a slut. Then cut the embryo out and eat it in front of her. She'll never leave after that.

 

The I never wanted another child, I already have 7 children and each time new child was originated I it must kill elderly relative proper to increasing [otsutsviyu] of food. How we to manage ANOTHER CHILD when we already poor and starving people? Husband speaks " YOU WILL OBTAIN RID of the Internet, WE WILL PURCHASE MORE THAN FOOD" but I do say NO, the Internet VERY IMPORTANT and I must rather have my children TO STARVE than be incapable to have a talk about Martin on the Internet, you know.

Make dead some children and give them for meal of the night. Then you get to obtain keeping the internet!

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HEY YAK!

 

Oh yes HELLO Julies, you tell me who this pre-pubescent boy, why he does think my WRITINGS of the Internet too by length so that it must not read them? You do possibly have a word PRETENTIOUS A LITTLE BOY and see if we you can have a talk him in reading it? I am very desperate for the consultation SMELLY OF PALE VIRGIN as it you it knows HA HA HA

 

But how is your Julie, Julies? Are you still obtaining love of the COLD GAME as much as I recalled?

I say bitch slap that ho!!

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I say bitch slap that ho!!

 

I have made DOMESTIC ABUSE of this spouse of mine many many times this must be a SPECIAL OCCASION to obtain for I feel she has wronged me verily

OF COURSE SHE HAS!! HOW DARE HER LET SOME NASTY HOBO STICK HIS GENTILS INSIDE HER?!?!

I'm sorry to hear this... So if all has been tried, what's there to do?

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OF COURSE SHE HAS!! HOW DARE HER LET SOME NASTY HOBO STICK HIS GENTILS INSIDE HER?!?!

I'm sorry to hear this... So if all has been tried, what's there to do?

 

 

Why you do think that man which it did give my husbands its pregnancy from its pants of hobo? :confused:

 

My wife is VERY OF CLASS she has MANY SHIRT and a single shoe, she rarely leave this home without obtaining first some make up, she does not let just any hobo make her pregnant from his pant

:shrug: it was just a guess, don't take it literally ;)

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Well you obtain saying that but now I think you has necessarily known something of my classy slut wife and her pregnant which is not of my pant...

I don't, and i'm sorry to hear that this happened, I really am.

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Your wife was pretty good, I have to say.

 

Yes she is MUCH goodness she looks as if she is a NEGRO BRANDI CARLILE

I noticed the resemblance. Brandi Carlile is hot even though she looks like a butch lesbian.

 

THE STORRRRYYYYY BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAHHH

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Yes Brandi Carlile has very much fire to her, I very much wish to POUNCE upon her after one of the SHOWS she has obtained and say "BRANDI CARLILE, it is I", she say "WHO IS THIS?" I say "I, i have come to PRESENT MY SEED", she say "No this is VERY badness for my vagina is ONLY FOR THE VAGINA and the STRAP-ON" but I say "NO BRANDI TASTE MY PANT" and force myself upon here.

Oh yes HELLO Julies, you tell me who this pre-pubescent boy, why he does think my WRITINGS of the Internet too by length so that it must not read them? You do possibly have a word PRETENTIOUS A LITTLE BOY and see if we you can have a talk him in reading it? I am very desperate for the consultation SMELLY OF PALE VIRGIN as it you it knows HA HA HA

 

But how is your Julie, Julies? Are you still obtaining love of the COLD GAME as much as I recalled?

 

You mean Josh42?

 

I'm good, I haven't been as crazy for the COLD GAME lately, but now that your back maybe that'll change :P

 

And how have you been Yak, you disappeared on us! :o

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You mean Josh42?

 

I'm good, I haven't been as crazy for the COLD GAME lately, but now that your back maybe that'll change :P

 

And how have you been Yak, you disappeared on us! :o

 

Yes I mean THAT STUPID A LITTLE BASTARD

 

I has made obtainment of VERY MUCH WELLNESS although my wife is sadly pregnant not of my pant. :cry: With exception of that the things are normal. I just make return from exile for the political dissent which was forced me to dine on the corpse of some of my most dear friends, but now the war has finished and I returned home to the unfaithful husband :cry: and some very ugly children.

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