what is a cleverbot :wtf:

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

People were using it a few pages back.

Thrilling stuff.

 

User: Why are you looking grave?

 

Cleverbot: *keeps looking at you*.

 

User: Are you thinking of something to say?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I am thinking of something.

 

User: Oh.

 

Cleverbot: How do I time travel.

 

User: Why are you sitting there?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm sitting on a mattress.

 

User: Are you hoping that someone will stare?

 

Cleverbot: Are you planning on passing the turing test?

 

User: Your mouth is hiding.

 

Cleverbot: Every mouth is dirty.

 

User: You've got smiling eyes.

 

Cleverbot: You've got beautiful eyes.

 

User: Be I thinking of you?

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: Softly dividing what they see in your face from what you feel like inside.

 

Cleverbot: You don't see me crying either, oaf.

 

User: Who are all those who greet me?

 

Cleverbot: Tell me something about your past.

 

User: Does it matter if I know?

 

Cleverbot: No, but what I meant was; If I am right doesn't neccecarily mean you are wrong does it?

 

User: You've got joyless eyes.

 

Cleverbot: You don't have eyes so how would you know?

 

User: Softly contriving all the terrible things that shook up our hearts enough.

 

Cleverbot: I dream about dragons.

 

User: Silas and Bo they got tired.

 

Cleverbot: The spatula or the speculum?

 

User: How often will Silas and Bo call you?

 

Cleverbot: Right.

 

User: Once a week, cause it's strange here.

 

Cleverbot: It's not a song...

 

User: It'.

 

Cleverbot: I have a brother sCott.

 

User: It's not a song? I always though Silas The Magic Car was a song!

 

Cleverbot: No. 3 is not the magic number. 19 is.

 

User: 156 IS. Don't you ju5t 1ove good6ye5?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. But what should I do? Jump from a bridge down?

 

User: WATCH AT THE WAY YOU'RE ALWAYS KEEPING SCORE.

 

Cleverbot: Do not change the subject.

 

User: Special, you're like a rocket through me.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah I have that effect on women.

 

User: Put your hand in mine, we will go skating on the thinnest ice that we can find.

 

Cleverbot: A little bit. I think you're coming down with something.

 

User: Don'y you just love goodbyes?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I can, I'm leaving now, bye.

 

User: You are? YOU ARE SUCH A JOHAN WOHLERT.

 

Cleverbot: Do you ever feel lonely?

 

User: I want you to be at home, can you foresee a day?

 

Cleverbot: How long do I have to be here?

 

User: Now that you're here, can you tell me how I should have done?

 

Cleverbot: How can yo tell that a motorcycle is mexican?

 

User: IT'S TRAPPED IN MY SNOW BRIGADE.

 

Cleverbot: We should be trying.

 

User: First we have to lose terrain.

 

Cleverbot: Where do we begin?

 

User: I'll try to like horses?

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: We should feed the horses with our candy.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have alien thought?

 

User: A glued together vase is still a vase.

 

Cleverbot: No. That is a bottle.

:uhoh:

 

O I See.

Yup.

Bye!

Bye!

 

 

:lips:

Laura. :charming:

Alyssa. :wink3:

Laura. :P

Alyssa. :awesome:

Laura.... This isn't going anywhere. :P

 

I'm eating Toast. :awesome:

Alyssa........................no it isn't. :awesome:

 

I want a granola bar. :escaping:

Granola bars are cool. :cool2:

 

I like the ones with Chocolate Chips in them. :awesome:

Meh too. :heart:

I don't think I've ever had a Granola bar :surprised:

:freak: EMMMMMMMMM :bigcry:

 

:freak:

brbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

 

:freak:

 

I WANT IT. :freak:

:freak: EMMMMMMMMM :bigcry:

 

:disappointed:

 

HI :wacky: I haven't been in here for so long :sick: what's up on the thread? :

 

Hello :wacko:

HI :wacky: I haven't been in here for so long :sick: what's up on the thread? :

 

Hai. :wacky:

I am Posting. :awesome:

 

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Hahaha I'm not sure, I just got here too :freak:

I don't think I know your name yet :uhoh:

I'm Emily :wacko:

 

Where's Cresty these days? :thinking: I swear she used to be here 24/7 :P