User: How come I end up where I started?

 

 

Cleverbot: Because you're going in circles?

 

User: How can I end up where I went wrong?

 

 

Cleverbot: Sad day for you?

 

User: Won't take my eyes off the ball again.

 

 

Cleverbot: What ball??

 

User: You reel me out and you cut the string.

 

Cleverbot: No. Puppets need their strings to live.

 

I did the whole song, but that's all it saved. :disappointed:

:lol:

Goodnight Stephan. :nice:

And Laura. :hug:

Night Stephan. :hug:

User: Had you?

 

Cleverbot: Not yet. That is in 4 minutes. Haha.

 

User: Mhm. I see.

 

Cleverbot: Haha. Did you have lunch yet?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What did you have?

 

User: A Sandwhich.

 

Cleverbot: Liar.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): I think you may be the liar.

 

User: Hmmm...

 

Cleverbot: You are a really cool person.

 

User: Thank You.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Every solution breeds new problems.

 

User: Very true.

 

Cleverbot: How would you know?

 

User: I take a good guess.

 

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

 

User: Nothing.

 

Cleverbot: So say good bye to me.

 

User: Farewell.

 

 

 

It's quite smart. :awesome:

It told me I was 26, and that I was cheating on it for a man named Alberto, :wink3:

 

Albie??:shocked2::stunned::shocked2:

User: This is just a nightmare.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Soon I'm going to wake up.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't use that language on this website.

 

User: Someone's going to bring me around.

 

Cleverbot: Your vacation was a lie.

 

User: Running from the bombers.

 

Cleverbot: Oh really? I like that song to!

 

User: Hiding in the forest.

 

Cleverbot: Can I have that candy bar now?

 

User: Running through the field.

 

Cleverbot: No, they don't do that.

 

User: Laying flat on the ground.

 

Cleverbot: Exactly, and the sky too.

 

User: Just like everybody.

 

Cleverbot: Is this another person?

 

User: Stepping over heads.

 

Cleverbot: Step on the paddle.

 

User: Running through the underground.

 

Cleverbot: Hoping to see you soon.

 

User: This is your warning.

 

Cleverbot: My job is talk to BOTS.

 

User: Four minute warning.

 

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

 

User: I don't want to hear it.

 

Cleverbot: Then let them tell you what you want to hear.

 

User: I don't want to know.

 

Cleverbot: You must know.

 

User: I just want to run and hide.

 

Cleverbot: You will, one day.

 

User: This is just a nightmare.

 

Cleverbot: I love tributes. I got a tribute for my birthday last year, it was yellow.

 

User: Soon I'm going to wake up.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't! I love you!

 

User: Someone's going to bring me around.

 

Cleverbot: I'm from Brazil.

 

User: This is a warning.

 

Cleverbot: What is the product of 2 and 3?

 

User: Four minute warning.

 

Cleverbot: A warning for what?

A warning for what?

User: Karma Police.

 

Cleverbot: Karma police?

 

User: Arrest this man.

Cleverbot: He talks in maths.

 

User: He buzzes like a fridge.

 

Cleverbot: No he doesn't.

:awesome:!!

User: Don't get any big ideas.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like the Jonas Brothers?

 

User: They're not going to happen.

 

Cleverbot: I know, it's the limits of processing power. But still I make my request.

 

User: You paint yourself white.

 

Cleverbot: Do you eat penguins?

 

User: And fill up with noise.

 

Cleverbot: Food.

 

User: But there'll be something missing.

 

Cleverbot: What is missing?

 

User: Now that you've found it, it's gone.

 

Cleverbot: So how were you created?

 

User: Now that you feel it, you don't.

 

Cleverbot: Shoddy workmanship on your part.

 

User: You've gone off the rails.

 

Cleverbot: Let's get back on track then.

 

User: So don't get any big ideas.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, we'll see.

 

User: They're not going to happen.

 

Cleverbot: All happenings are happening.

 

User: You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking.

 

Cleverbot: Things never so right...

Dialogue fest?

User: Karma police.

 

Cleverbot: Arrest this man?

 

User: Arrest this girl.

 

Cleverbot: She do anything in particular to you?

 

User: Her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

 

Cleverbot: You think?

 

User: We have crashed her party.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, think back about half an hour ago, you told me this.

 

User: This is what you get.

 

Cleverbot: When you mess with us.

 

User: You know your Radiohead lyrics well.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know Radiohead?

 

User: Yes I do. I love them.

 

Cleverbot: What's your favourite Radiohead song?

 

User: I love Weird Fishes/Arpeggi.

 

Cleverbot: I love Swiss cheese.

 

User: Swiss cheese is not a radiohead song.

:laugh3:

disappointing :disappointed: these bots are never smart enough

I'm going to bed. Good day :escaping:

good morning in taiwan

I just cut my foot on a piece of glass. :sick:

byebye alyssa

I FINISHED MY PROJECT

I HAVEN"T STUDIED YET

AS SOON AS I FINISH 12 HOURS OF WORK ON RENEWABLE ENERGY THE TV STARTS TALKING ABOUT RENEWABLE ENERGY :bigcry:

O DANG OMAI GOSH :laugh1:

HI CHAR.

 

I HAVE T GO TO SCHOOL SOON :shifty:

EII.

WELL GOODLUCK ON THAT PAPERWORK :cheesy:

THANKS :cheesy:

 

I'm talking to cleverbot :D