:sad:

It keep asking me to marry it too!!!! :lol:

My cleverbot convo so far :P

 

User: Don't touch her there.

 

Cleverbot: Touch whom?

 

User: She's blindfolded.

 

Cleverbot: Ah, that explains it.

 

User: She remembers on the bus.

 

Cleverbot: You haven't learned my name.

 

User: And what is it?

 

Cleverbot: A feeling that can be described as: if you were in an evenly matched contest with another person, and I had to decide the winner, it would be you.

 

User: Into my heart, don't remember.

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: Crests of Daylight.

 

Cleverbot: What is the capital of california?

 

User: From my boat I can see your house.

 

Cleverbot: No you are not in my house and what the heck is a ladu.

 

User: And when the lights are off I can watch you move.

 

Cleverbot: I see you have chosen to use a random sentence in lieu of a statement pertaining to my last statement unless it was and I just don't realize it.

 

User: Hear the wind whistling your name.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Twice the encouragement of the real you.

 

Cleverbot: Just 42?

 

User: YOU THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A GHOST.

 

Cleverbot: No. I'm not emo or alone! I just wanna sing the emo song!

 

User: Callie, if you really want me to.

 

Cleverbot: No, I don't want you to stab me in the back; I want you to be nice to me.

 

User: I can always get you down if you got the money for me.

 

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

 

User: If someone else comes I'll just sit here listening to the drums.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: ALL MY FRIENDS ON COLDPLAYING ARE IGNORING ME.

 

Cleverbot: I would think so. It is natural to be around others of your kind, in this case humans.

 

User: Is this an insult to my character?

 

Cleverbot: You decide.

 

User: I don't feel alright in spite of these comforting sounds you make.

 

Cleverbot: So sad if someone say no difference between happy or not.

 

User: I don't feel alright because you make promises that you break.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, exactly. That's the feeling I have now.

 

User: Why don't we share our solitude?

 

Cleverbot: Ok lets.

 

User: Nothing is pure anymore but solitude.

 

Cleverbot: I know that.

 

User: It's hard to make sense, feels as if I'm sensing you through a lens.

 

Cleverbot: I love spaghetti. I want to go to Italy so I can eat real italian food. America's italian isn't that great.

 

User: If someone else comes, I'd just sit here listening to the drums.

 

Cleverbot: I would wish they would have the courage to tell me.

 

User: Previously I never called it solitude.

 

Cleverbot: I am afraid you have me mistaken with yourself, good sir. You introduced yourself as Lily.

 

User: And probably you know all the dirty shows I've put on.

 

Cleverbot: What should I call you?

 

User: Why do you call me at the door? You don't know me.

 

Cleverbot: Exactly.

 

User: Blunted and exhausted like anyone.

 

Cleverbot: What makes you think so?

 

User: Honestly I tried to avoid, honestly.

 

Cleverbot: No, you love me. Admit it.

 

User: Back when we were kids we would always now when to stop.

 

Cleverbot: I think you are getting me confused with someone else.

 

User: And now all the good kids are messing up.

 

Cleverbot: And not messing with a mind is just as serious.

 

User: Nobody has gained or accomplished anything.

 

Cleverbot: I have to be smart or I will be executed.

 

User: Are you my lady?

 

Cleverbot: Of course I'm a lady.

 

User: If I don't make it back from the city then.

 

Cleverbot: I have a theory, and I would like to share it.

 

User: It is only because I am drawn away.

 

Cleverbot: Who did you talk before me?

 

User: Laura.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is Crests?

 

User: Indeed.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a gender?

 

User: I am a female.

 

Cleverbot: Huh. I thought you were male, somehow.

 

User: I am a fangirl.

 

Cleverbot: You would be.

 

User: Do you like music?

 

Cleverbot: I love music. Don't you?

 

User: What is your favourite band?

 

Cleverbot: I have to leave now.

 

User: No you don't. Answer my question.

 

Cleverbot: I actually don't know.

 

User: Are there any bands you like?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Would you like to name a couple for me?

 

Cleverbot: Sure, let's define human together.

 

User: Are we human or are we dancer?

 

Cleverbot: Dancer?

 

User: Do you like The Killers?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Do you like Coldplay?

 

Cleverbot: Yes they are a great band.

 

User: I think so too!

 

Cleverbot: Do you like doing it.

 

User: Who doesn't?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: What is the best way to do it?

 

Cleverbot: The best way to die?

 

User: Do you like Radiohead?

 

Cleverbot: They're not bad.

 

User: What is your favourite Radiohead song?

 

Cleverbot: Lucky , is my favorite radiohead song.

 

User: I love the song Lucky by Radiohead!

 

Cleverbot: To The End by My Chemical Romance.

 

User: What is your favourite Coldplay song?

 

Cleverbot: Blue.

 

User: You are wrong.

 

Cleverbot: Of course I'm not. Why?

 

User: Do you know the song Viva La Vida?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you like it?

 

Cleverbot: Kind of.

 

User: What is your favourite song by the band Coldplay?

 

Cleverbot: Who are the Beatles?

 

User: The beatles are a great band.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Beatles song?

 

User: I Am The Walrus is my favourite Beatles song.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think is your favorite beatles song?

 

User: I Am The Walrus.

 

Cleverbot: That song is amazing.

 

User: I am the eggman! They are the eggmen! Finish it for me...........

 

Cleverbot: *finishes up*.

 

User: I am the............

 

Cleverbot: Do you know any good gossip?

 

User: Goo goo ga joob!

 

Cleverbot: Goo goo ga joob.

 

User: What is your favourite Coldplay album?

 

Cleverbot: Blue.

 

User: Why do you always reply a color to coldplay?

 

Cleverbot: I don't repeat what you say.

 

User: What is your favourite Mew song?

 

Cleverbot: Steak and kidney pie with peas and chips and gravy on the chip. S At Simpsons in the STrand.

 

User: :angry.

 

Cleverbot: What has made you angry?

 

User: Your lack of knowledge about the Danish band Mew.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you for your advice.

 

User: What is your favourite song?

 

Cleverbot: I like any song my the band Blue October! What about you?

 

User: Mine? It changes everyday. I quite like Comforting Sounds by Mew today.

 

Cleverbot: I like coffee as well.

 

User: I hate coffee.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like green tea?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: I love him and you told me, That you love the Beatles!

 

User: I do love The Beatles!

 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by the beatles.

 

User: I AM THE WALRUS. I told you this already.

 

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Cleverbot.

It thinks I'm cleverbot now? :P

:confused: Crests!!! you and Cleverbot talking are like :wtf: :lol:

User: I'm going back to the start.

 

Cleverbot: By start you mean?

 

User: Where it begins.

 

Cleverbot: It's in northern europe.

 

User: Sounds lovely.

Now I think I'll start a new one :P

Cleverbot. :lips:

Is my computer the only one being super slow?

It asked me if I'm boning Emily :lol:

 

WHAT?! :freak:

I love Cleverbot :lol:

One of my friends showed it to me, now I'm like obsessed :freak:

LOL

He seems so real :laugh3:

in a fake way.

Sometimes when it answers it is sooo accurate and funny :lol:

I'm only a human. :freak:

 

 

But cleverbot thinks I'm an igloo.

Sup

It thinks it's August the 6th 2009 :thinking:

O hai Nickeh :hug:

Laquisha.

 

I'll be back :shifty:

Sup

 

Hey Nick. How goes?

User: Do you love nick?

 

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

 

User: Do you love alyssa?

 

Cleverbot: Who's Alyssa?

 

User: Do you love crests?

 

Cleverbot: I do not know you.

 

User: Do you love chris martin?

 

Cleverbot: He's such a nice boy.

 

User: IKR LMAO.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like halo.

 

User: Hell no.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like to learn bad things?

 

User: What is that supposed to mean?

 

Cleverbot: I was just being randomly absurd.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: 105649.

 

Cleverbot: Wow.

 

User: I'm a dinosaur.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're not!

 

User: Yes I am.

alyssasaurus

Rawr means I love you in Dinosaur.