Sig phail.

Whoa, I kinda like not having a signature.

I want a dishwasher :wreck:

SPAMILY

 

CRESTS :heart:

 

Omegle?

 

Yeah... you seriously haven't heard of it? :thinking:

You've experienced a hurricane? :surprised:

I found a really cool picture blog, except every other picture is nudity. But it does have some cool pics other than taht.

Dishwashers are quite convenient.

 

SUP SPAMILY.

I'm having a total deja vu moment right now.

 

But I know all this hasn't happened before, I'm sure.

Deja vu is the weirdest thing, and I think I'm spelling it wrong.

You've experienced a hurricane? :surprised:

 

Yes a few. I love them. (I live in Florida, remember.)

 

Yeah... you seriously haven't heard of it?

 

Nope, I live under a rock.

I miss Maja.

Oh, that's awesome.

 

You know, I would love to witness a natural disaster in a way.

Cheese whiz tastes like a vegetable that I can't remember what it is, but I'm sure it's green.

Oh, that's awesome.

 

You know, I would love to witness a natural disaster in a way.

 

Didn't Canada lose the Olympics? Not natural but a disaster. :laugh3:

Celery?

ZING.

I only joke, I like Canada.

 

Eh?

I thought I got sunburnt yesterday, but I guess I didn't.

WE SET A MILLION RECORDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO I OPENED THE FREEZER TO GET SOME BREAD AND ICE CREAM AND A PACKAGE OF BACON FELL ON MY FOOT. :disappointed:

I don't hate you because your fat, you're fat because I hate you.

Bacon isn't that heavy.

And just now I pretty near dropped the loaf of bread on my foot too. :uhoh:

 

*afraid to get out the ice cream now*

It is when it's frozen.

I wanna watch Mean Girls now.