My phone is 3 years old :uhoh: i like it though.

I want to get one of those phones from the 80s. :P

my uncle had a mobile phone for work ages ago which was HUGE.

he needed this power box in his jeep to power it. :laugh4:

:uhoh:

:laugh3: That's insane!! :lol:

I NEED A NAME :bomb:

for the phone?

:confused:

Never mind. :blush:

TODAY I GOT AN ECG AND I FELT VIOLATED.

YES. LET'S NAME THE PHONE :awesome:

ECG?

i read that as egg, lol.

 

WHY DID THE EGG VIOLATE YOU ?

LOL

DUDE

 

 

 

WHOA

Hello. When we were talking about classical music, I told you that I'd find a piece I played and loved. Here it is:

 

Ooh. :wacky:

WELL SHE MADE ME TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES ON THE UPPER HALF OF ME AND JUST DRAPE MY SWEATER OVER THE TOP OF ME AND THEN SHE ATTACHED ALL THESE THINGS TO ME BUT I FELT VIOLATED MOST WHEN SHE WAS TAKING THE ONES OF THE LEFT SIDE OF ME OFF BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST FEELING AROUND UNDER MY SWEATER AND YEAH. :freak:

 

IT WAS TESTING IF MY HEART BEATS NORMALLY.

WHAT A PERV OMG *hug*

I KNOW I WAS LIKE OMG YOU PERV

 

But I guess it's her job to feel around under my sweater to find the things she attached to me and pull them off.

 

I STILL FELT VERY VIOLATED THOUGH.

But the real question is,.......DID YOU GET A LOLLIPOP AFTER? :cheesy:

i gotta make dinner :sad:

NO I DID NOT, MY ONLY REWARD WAS PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON AND LEAVING.

 

 

Hurry up. :sad:

A man walks into a bakery. He asks for a loaf of bread. The baker says "white or wholemeal" he says, "no thanks, I came on my bike"

 

....

 

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS JOKE, I DONT GET IT :blank:

LOL Cresty awwwww :hug:

 

I hate it when doctors ask you to remove clothing :uhoh:

I don't get it either. :P

 

I thought she was going to tell me to get completely naked for a minute, and I was like "WHAT IS THIS WHY DOES THIS MATTER"

LOL Cresty awwwww :hug:

 

I hate it when doctors ask you to remove clothing :uhoh:

what kind of doctors are you going to ?

 

just kidding.

I'M NOT WEARING SOCKS

 

I ALSO GOT KETCHUP ON MY WHITE SWEATER O NOES