lolololol

I LIKE KIWIS WHEN THEY'RE SOUR

Ughz.

 

How was your walk? :lips:

SOUR KIWIS?

It was good, but it was hot. :lips:

YES. YUM.

 

I almost got hit by a car because I didn't know it was coming because there was a recycling truck in my way. :P

I love those statuses where you like them and people tell you what they like about you.

Fun. :awesome:

YES. YUM.

 

I almost got hit by a car because I didn't know it was coming because there was a recycling truck in my way. :P

 

I love those statuses where you like them and people tell you what they like about you.

 

:surprised:

 

I know right? I just hate when people you really don't talk to like them cuz then you're like...."uh...you have amazing taste in music?" lol

YEAH

 

*still eating kiwi*

THIS SOAP OPERA MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MYSELF.

Yeah, people that I know keep telling me things like how they love how awkward I am and how much I make them laugh and don't care what people think lolz.

DON'T DO IT LAURA

Yeah, people that I know keep telling me things like how they love how awkward I am and how much I make them laugh and don't care what people think lolz.

 

Haha, yeah that's a pretty good description of you. :lol:

 

DON'T DO IT LAURA

 

OKAY *turns on back at the ba-OHMIGOD HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED FAN BOY AND CHUM CHUM?

I guess so. :P

 

NO I HAVEN'T SHOULD I?

Lol it's the most stupid show I've ever seen but it's my favorite :lol:

Lulz.

 

Shaylah: I like you because you are always there for me even if you are busy(actually at first I accidentally wrote "busty"). You can always make me laugh even when I am in a bad mood and can always make me feel better. Even when I am mad at you I can't stay mad for long which is a sign of true friendship

 

Me: BRADEN IS SO BUSTY

 

Braden: Ur just jelous of my bustyness

 

me: ;__; so. true.

 

shaylah: Oh ya, Braden is so busty even I am jealous!

 

braden: Cause my bustyness is to much to handle

 

shaylah: I know it is :)

 

me: I can handle half with two hands I bet though, so it's not too much.

WHAT IS THIS WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT

 

shaylah: you just said you can touch half of Braden's bustiness with two hands :S

 

me: how romantic

o ok

 

Shaylah: haha she emt you this year! Is that like a code word for something like "Tammi you totally emt my dog!"?

 

Me: I'M GONNA EMT YOU IN THE FACE

EMT

:lol:

I love the people that call during the day trying to call your parents.

 

"Is Mr. Fiend there?"

"He's busy."

"What time will he be un-busy?"

"Around 6 PM."

"Uh...this is kinda important so I'll just call back in an hour."

"O...k..."

I emt you Laura.

I EMT YOU TOO. :lips:

Does it even mean anything really? :P

Lol, that's funny. :wacky:

 

Me and my friends have prank called before.

 

"hello, is Muhammad home?"

"Excuse me?"

"IS MUHAMMAD HOME? THIS IS SRS BSNS"

"Muhammad doesn't live here"

"Oh, he moved out?"

"He never lived here"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to be so insensitive towards your situation"

"I think you have the wrong number"

"NO U"

 

Actually, they just go like "Is Muhammad there?"

"Excuse me?"

"Sorry, wrong number"