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Crests of Daylight/Glacial Fox/Crests, Foaming at the Mouth

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My mom just gave me shit for not saying anything about the new blind in the kitchen :| what the fuck?

 

 

You should go out,

as long you're not going to be throwing up all over the place.

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yeah people hate that

I was known as the kid who kept throwing up at primary school :blank:

apparently it was something to do with my blood :thinking:

My mom just gave me shit for not saying anything about the new blind in the kitchen :| what the fuck?

 

 

You should go out,

as long you're not going to be throwing up all over the place.

 

:lol:

Are they nice blinds?

I can't think of a Mark pun for not seeing blinds.

 

 

Yeah, I think I will. I've been pushing for us to go somewhere new all week and wanted to do something different, so it'd be lame if I let my mates down when they probably don't even want to go somewhere new haha.

awhhh :lol:

I always get sick at concerts D:

 

 

My friend had a dream that she met these two guys on youtube from our county

and she threw up on them :|

:lol:

Are they nice blinds?

I can't think of a Mark pun for not seeing blinds.

 

 

Yeah, I think I will. I've been pushing for us to go somewhere new all week and wanted to do something different, so it'd be lame if I let my mates down when they probably don't even want to go somewhere new haha.

I just thinks she's pissy cause she can't make her "the blind man is coming" joke :lol:

Yeah, if you have been pushing them to go somewhere new.

I just thinks she's pissy cause she can't make her "the blind man is coming" joke :lol:

Yeah, if you have been pushing them to go somewhere new.

 

Yeah, I'm going out, decided. I had a shave yesterday for the first time in 18 months so would be a shame to waste it haha.

 

My dad tells that joke haha.

18 months? that must have been some epic facial hair.

 

D: now she's pissy at me cause I was using a I different way of saying

"Can you speak german?" in german when helping my brother.

Just cause it's not the same way as in his book doesn't mean it's wrong :bomb:

 

 

seriously wtf.

Yeah, I'm going out, decided. I had a shave yesterday for the first time in 18 months so would be a shame to waste it haha.

18 MONTHS!?? WHY DID YOU SHAVE!?? :wreck:

18 months? that must have been some epic facial hair.

 

D: now she's pissy at me cause I was using a I different way of saying

"Can you speak german?" in german when helping my brother.

Just cause it's not the same way as in his book doesn't mean it's wrong :bomb:

 

 

seriously wtf.

 

I trim it once a week, or fortnight if I'm feeling like hobo. Just not had it clean shaven for ages haha. Figured I'd get my chin out since it no longer has a twin dangling below it.

 

Yikes, must be in a bad mood. Better to avoid her.

18 MONTHS!?? WHY DID YOU SHAVE!?? :wreck:

 

:lol:

See above post.

 

Haha, it's ridiculous he amount of people who think I've had 18 months of growth on my face when I've mentioned it. I have posted pis on here before guys :lol:

Oh that's a bit different, I had this image of a huge beard.

 

Yeah :lol:

I think it's the best idea.

I just saw someone I know irl singing the national anthem on tv o.o

It was the US Army/Navy football game. She sang with the USMA glee club.

*bored aslo*

 

 

edit- :|

Who's that in your avatar, Laura? :wacko:

 

 

46,000th post :|

Skandar Keynes. :wacky:

 

Congrats. :|

Who's he exactly? /too lazy to google

 

DANKE :awesome:

He's Edmund from the Chronicals of Narnia. :heart:

 

:|

 

woohoo

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