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You're still one of them?

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you're not?

do i need to come knock on your door and tell you the ways of the Church of Chris Martin?

because i will

Do it. :mellow:

You wanna know what happened to those other religious fanatics who came knocking on my door? :mellow:

you converted to their ways and love it???

No, I buried them in my frontyard after I choked them to death. :nice:

It was sexy. :nice:

did you bury them all the way, or did you leave certain body parts above ground :wacky:?

Nick, you do know that that site is making fun of Coldplay, right? :P

only a fool would believe such slander of which you just spoke :whip:

If you refer to the same body parts that I'd refer too, then yes. :nice:

So basically, you're making fun of coldplay too for joining. :disappointed:

what do you call a snail on a ship?

 

the fingers :uhoh:@imke

who doesnt make fun of coldplay is the real question :P

a Snailor :P

and those Fangirls/boys are creepy :P

Yes ... fingers :uhoh:

or did you not bury the penis as well?

I tried ...

it would just be a flappy thing poking out of the ground

 

my my my poker penis, my my poker penis :uhoh:

 

 

 

im a guyboy :P

:lol: Poker Penis?

:awesome: i totally had poker face stuck in my head...no i have poker penis stuck in my head :bigcry:

Can't read my poker penis?

no one can read my poker penis...some words i dont know right here.... my my my poker penis, ma poker penis :dance:

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