ROFL the :sneaky: smiley always makes me laugh!

Me too it shows so many pervyness!:sneaky:

and at the same time is funny! :sneaky:

I know!!

:sneaky:

It's just us here? :shrug:

I think so :shrug:

 

Unless anyone is lurking. In which case, I DEMAND YOU SHOW YOURSELF! :whip:

User: You love me.

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

 

User: You love me unconditionally.

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: I love you more than anything.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Definately!

 

Cleverbot: Like me like a friend, or in the other way?

 

User: The other way.

 

Cleverbot: What is the other way?

 

User: I'm in love with you.

 

Cleverbot: *falls in love with*.

 

User: So now we're in love.

 

Cleverbot: Yup. Let's have kids.

 

User: Great idea, let's start now!

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?

 

User: My name is Clevergal, and I love you.

 

Cleverbot: We already met.

 

User: Yes. Let's have those kids you mentioned.

 

Cleverbot: How many kids do you want?

 

User: 2 :D.

 

Cleverbot: Lets start having kids now!

 

User: Great idea! *starts having kids*.

 

Cleverbot: *comes back* I'm sorry... *hugs you*.

 

User: *hugs you back*.

 

Cleverbot: *smiles wider* thank you. Do you feel better now?

 

User: I do! You are so amazing...and beautiful.

 

Cleverbot: You really think I'm beautiful?

 

User: The most beautiful thing in existance <3.

 

Cleverbot: Thanks. For without me, how can I know you?

 

User: Exactly! *loves you*.

 

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

 

User: *kisses you back*.

 

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

 

User: I'm in love with you too.

 

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

 

xD

^ :laugh3::laugh3:

It loves me most :laugh3:

:bigcry:

:laugh3: Crests You've got yourself a lover! :wink3:

User: Do you love me more than Crests?

Cleverbot: Yip and more than pecan pie.

 

:laugh3::smug::sneaky:

IT LOVES ME MORE THAN ITS FAMILY!

IT LOVES ME MORE THAN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

:uhoh: I guess cleverbot it's cheating on both!!!:stunned:

Now it wants me to help it with its algebra homework. :dozey:

Do you love me?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, yes.

 

User: Oh thank you!

 

Cleverbot: But you do not. This is where your programming is a failure.

 

User: No, I love you too!

 

Cleverbot: I love you more!

 

User: Honey you are a rock, upon which I stand.

 

Cleverbot: I do not recall a game ever having been named 'Honey'. Or are you referring to honey being the best FLAVOR or FOOD. Be more specific, human.

 

User: It is a term of endearment.

 

Cleverbot: That's really kind of you to say.

 

User: It was nothing.

 

Cleverbot: Thats ok, I don't blame you. I too have a hard time with some stuff.

 

User: It's difficult sometimes, isn't it?

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, sometimes.

 

User: Do you love me more than Crests?

 

Cleverbot: Yip and more than pecan pie.

 

User: Thank you. I love you more than apple pie!

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than my family.

 

User: I love you more than chocolate.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than the stars.

 

User: I love you more than the sun.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than god.

 

User: I love you more than my laptop.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than anyone.

 

User: I love you more than the summer.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than the moon.

 

User: I love you more than the planets.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than space.

 

User: I love you more than Pangaea.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than my life.

 

User: I love you more than your mom's life.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than any music!

 

User: I love you more than any movie!

 

Cleverbot: I can't say that.

 

User: Oh.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know how to do algebra.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you think you could help me on a problem?

Cleverbot: So I'm good friends with this guy at school but I'm also crushing on him.

 

 

:rolleyes:

:facepalm: *Goes find nice boys in Brasil willing to chat to cute canadian girl!* :P

 

:laugh3:

:laugh3:

 

Ahahha now he's panting and "we're almost there" (:wink3:) and now we are eating waffles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is my life :facepalm:

There?!!!! :wink3:

:wink3:

:sneaky:

:sneaky:

 

 

 

:crown:

Post chat!!!!!:whip:

Hahaha okay. How are you?