I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

im a dude she is a dude he is a dude we are all dudes yeah ha

i pikachu in the shower

I raichu a letter.

he's not wearing "Abra"

When you sleep tonight, I'll "Beedrill" ing your mom

I'm gonna use my gas chambers to "Charmeleon" s of Jews

"Weedle" get you high

Don't let that "Horsea" her kids again

Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a "Magikarp" et ride

 

I'm "Machoke" you

Can I Fil "Mewtwo" having sex?

 

You have a taser, so just "Zapdos" mother****ers

Your mom likes to "Rhydon" my dick

I'm gonna "Pikachu" in the shower

Not bad Noah, If I were to rate it, I'd give your "Arcanine"

 

I'm not gonna "Raichu" a love song

I turn on my "Charmander" pants come right off

That was "Onix" pected

I like my toast "Butterfree"

Her **** were sagging so I told her to put on "Abra"

 

If she's a virgin, go "Slowbro"

I fought in the gulf "Wartortle" ly naked

I only date girls who are "Missingno" teeth

"Machop" sticks broke

I was running through the rain but the "Mudkip" getting all over my pants

 

What's an eskimo's favorite card game? "Articuno"

Experiencing any ang "Staryu"

Getting raped will "Haunter" for the rest of her life

***** broke my window "Sandslash" ed my tires.

Is it "Venusaur" Mercury that's closer to the sun?

M, 52, "Seaking" young attractive F.

 

These pictures are so "Farfetch'd"

I pray to "Alakazam" a Muslim

I think "cubone" 'd your cousin

I like everything about "Parasect" cept the french people

I can p "arcanine" foot trailer

i will squirtle a load on you :freak:

That's right, I used google.

Where'd you get those from, Crests? :lol:

I had more

missingno wasnt a pokemon, he was a glitch :snobby:

I googled the two Nick had in his sig and voila! :cheesy:

:lol: pokemon word play is brilliant :wacky:

" I'm gonna use my gas chambers to "Charmeleon" s of Jews"

 

lulz :shame:

haha :uhoh:

:o you whore!

Is Missingno the one you got by walking on the edge next to some water in some certain place? :awesome:

does he rape her before he kills her :freak: :o :wtf:

Is Missingno the one you got by walking on the edge next to some water in some certain place? :awesome:

 

yes :awesome: and you get 999 of your 6th item :P

yes :awesome: and you get 999 of your 6th item :P

 

I didn't know about the 999 of the 6th item part. :awesome:

I haven't played Pokemon Blue since I was 9. :blank:

...that was the reason for doing that :freak: so you could get a lot of rare candies HELLO?!/!

I thought you were supposed to do it just to get that pokemon. :blank:

no if you caught it, i could have messed up your games :freak: :whip:

I never watched or read or played or whatever people did with Pokemon.

It didn't mess up my game. :blank:

:uhoh: emily, that is the most effed up thing i have ever read. pokemon is effing amazing :P