Uhhh what about :thinking: hmmm, nah no one is going to rescue you :P

you kids are too cute :cheesy:

...and you asked me to marry you yesterday. :dozey:

:wacky: im from mississippi, your from texas. :p

and we all know only germans can handle a texan :D

OMFG HAHAHA LOOK AT THE AD AT THE TOP

 

Whatever heart breaker. </3 :bigcry:

am not :p

OMFG HAHAHA LOOK AT THE AD AT THE TOP

 

 

Perfect for you. :wacko:

its true :wacky:

...and to think that I picked you... :sad:

you couldnt pick anyway, you already had your choice :lol:

Whatever. :dozey:

500 pages :dance::dance:

 

:whatever:

:disappointed:

cheer up. when you get home, you have a loving husband/wife to welcome you, she cooks you dinner, and he does the yard work

You're not making the situation any better. :p

:nice: she is pretty good at putting on makeup, so, yall can do eachothers make up, and he probably has soft hands, so nice massages :thumbsup:

I plan on not having any physical contact with it. :sick:

the relationship wont last if there is no sexual thrill behind it :(

:whip: lets get the bondage bands out, and throw some rose pedals around, lets get this started :blush:

NO U :angry:

okay ill help :nice:

You can have it all to yourself. :wacky:

i havent found mine yet :shame:

since you have one of your own, embrace it :wacky:

No, you can have my tranny. :p

no no no :P

it loves you :P

it needs you :P

it got life alert for you :P

and it is rich :P

Then why did you want to help :wtf: