I'm still having a conversation with god...I might copy and paste if its not too offensive...

I'm talking to a guy who reminds me of someone here. :uhoh:

Still talking to god...

this may offend people...

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: howdy

Stranger: hi

You: HI NICK

Stranger: say wha

You: you're not nick? D:

Stranger: no im GOD

You: Hi god :D

Stranger: sup bitch

You: how's jesus?

Stranger: dea

Stranger: d

Stranger: twic

Stranger: e

You: did you kill him?

Stranger: kinda, he died for your sins

You: damn, shouldn't have told that guy about that thing

Stranger: i know you touch yourself at night

Stranger: im not happy about that

You: I touched my hand and it hurt

You: is that a sin?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you will now burn in hell

You: hell, that's awful

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i made it

You: One question, why isn't there any smoke coming out of hell?

Stranger: cause all da weed is in heaven, and smoke rises and since heaven is already above earth you never see it

Stranger: im not gonna let the devil have my weed

You: Damn devil

You: everybody needs their weed

Stranger: all the weed is mine, i am GOD

You: DOG...i mean GOD

Stranger: sup dawg

You: sup gawd

Stranger: not much, smokin my weed

You: trippy

Stranger: Shut up

Stranger: im god

You: sup gawd

Stranger: not much, smokin my weed

You: trippy

Stranger: i feel like weve been here before

Stranger: Shut up

Stranger: im god

You: Ive been here before

You: not with gawd

You: obviously

You: I spoke to the devil once though

Stranger: hes an alright guy i guess

Stranger: he just get none of my weed

You: he's too red for my liking

Stranger: yea he use to be blue but i changed his blue ass to a red one

Stranger: like Pokemon or somethin

You: ah he was saying that he was feeling blue

Stranger: hes a pussy

You: that means your a dick

Stranger: Im god

Stranger: i do what i want

You: sup gawd

Stranger: not much, smokin my weed

You: trippy

Stranger: Shut up

Stranger: im god

You: do you have pets in heaven?

Stranger: Yea, dragons

Stranger: and porn stars

Stranger: and dragons riding porn stars

Stranger: uhh i think i fucked the last part up

You: just a little bit

You: we just have dogs and cats here...very boring

Stranger: yea i use to hang on earth but then i was like wtf im god, i do what i want

You: ahh were you one of those dinosaurs?

Stranger: LoL, dinosaurs those never existed

Stranger: i think i spelt a word wrong but im to high to spell check

Stranger: and i think there should be space between spell and check but again im too high

You: trippy

Stranger: Shut up

Stranger: im god

Stranger: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGK84Poeynk&feature=popt00us00]YouTube - Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman, deGrasse Tyson & Bill Nye)[/ame]

Stranger: thats fucking trippy

You: nah this is

You: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yNcE8c3j2M]YouTube - The Beatles I am the Walrus[/ame]

Stranger: Im god, i dont do know fucking acid and shit

Stranger: i smoke dat weed

You: good god

You have disconnected.

 

 

:lol: wow, you had a good one

You: HI NICK

Stranger: HI DICK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i had a major whore :P

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: kels or eddie

Stranger: Hello 21/F/US Here

Stranger: Wanna trade Pics

You: hey

You: i dont

Stranger: Here I am http://img692.imageshack.us/i/1463620.jpg/

You: that is strang

You: e

Stranger: If I You Wanna Cam Check out my Profile

You: why would you do that?

Stranger: http://rescuesunited.com/

You: no thanks

Stranger: You have to sign up but its free I will be on cam waiting for you my profile is LovelyChick.

You: no thanks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I was talking to this weird but fun person, then he found out that I'm a girl, and now he's no fun. :(

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI NICK

Stranger: HI BRAD

You: HI NICK

Stranger: HELLO BRAD

You: HI NICK

Stranger: YEAH BYEBYE BRAD

You: HI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICKHI NICK

You: HI NICK

You: HI NICK

You: HI NICK

You: HI NICK

You: HI NICK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:nice: im trying to find you kids but i cant :lol: ohh welll

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: kels or eddie

Stranger: hi

You: heyyy

You: was up

Stranger: asl?

You: old enough, your sexual perfence, and close enough

You: asl?

Stranger: I'm male 17 from indonesia

Stranger: U?

You: do you smell funny?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Me neither :(

I say HI NICK to anyone

i say

kels or eddie to everyone

:O

Eddie doesn't want to find me. :(

:lol: I'll say HI NICK OR KELSIE

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Nick!!!!!

Stranger: yes?

You: Nick!!!!!

Stranger: what?

You: Nick!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

boo!

i see you!

:uhoh: you do

Yes, I do. :evil:

my black kitteh is reading your thoughts to me :smug:

Are you racist? African American cat. :snobby:

I don't see that he is black... but he told me once :thinking:

Ignorance is bliss..:D