also 77 members are online, but me and you are the only people updating stuff, they are watching us :uhoh:

:gorgeous: = me

:pimp2: = you

Better?

 

Stop being paranoid. :dozey:

:wacko: ima pimp :lol:

i feel so hairless and fancy free now :wacky:

Does that make me a hooker? :uhoh:

What does that even mean? :freak:

no baby you just my woooman, the other ladies of mine are my hookers, gotta keep food on da table somehow.

 

hairless, is obvious isnt it :thinking:

So I'm the pimp's wife? :blush:

...Oh.

of course, and crests is our bish :nice:

She's our female dog? :dizzy:

Oh wait... I hate to tell you this, but I am a hooker, and Imke and Izzy are my pimps. :shame:

:lol:

Boys are so weird... :dozey:

:lol: hey, im not the hooker, im the pimp/stripper.

I have put myself at risk everyday to make money for you lazy pimps. :snobby:

in pimp voice: lazy honey i dont know nothing about know lazy, you know how hard it is to count all this money, it keeps ma pimp hand strong....

 

also, im dance my ash off every tuesday :nice:

Oh your life sucks so much. :rolleyes:

i know im all like :dance:

but in a zebra thong.

and all sweaty and chizzled :charming:

No, you're my husband. You're not allowed to dance wildly in front of other women. :snobby:

their is men too :uhoh2:

Not men either. :whip:

okay :( but they tip the best ;)

 

 

random thing: watching tv right now right...well lady gaga has a new cd coming out, wells a collectors thing, anyway, in every case everyone gets a piece of lady gaga's hairs

You need to get a day job. :shame:

 

Her hair has always looked like a wig to me. :wtf:

it is a wig :wtf: she has many,, but they said hair, not a wig :wtf: creepy.

 

 

pimping is an all day job :nice:

She's probably bald. :cheesy: :uhoh:

 

No, you need to work out in the fields. :whip: You have to be in top shape. :nice:

i dont live at a farm :dozey: gahhh :P

dear god it is almost 4 :facepalm: i gotta get off of the internets :nice:

goodnight dear kelsie :hug::kiss: :love::kiss:

Goodnight. :love: