well, i want a secret section too :nice:

but i win, so i guess that is good enough.

Hi Nick. :nice:

I win.

hello imke :nice:

you dont win.

you disappeared.

where did you go :wtf:

It was a Friday night and I went out. :uhoh:

no no no no,

it has been 3 years since youve been here :bigcry:

Did I use a time machine? :wtf:

if you truly loved me, then yes, you used a time machine :wacky:

me and kels are married, im not allowed to be a stripper, im a pimp, she is a hoe, but she is your hoe :uhoh:

I knew about the married part. :wacky: I've been reading your posts. :mellow:

Yup, Kels is my hoe and I'm the better pimp..

what am I?

crests you are my hoe :nice:

you have to beat up kels so she will be bloody and bruised :nice:

because no one wants to do a bloody bruised broad.

:uhoh: I won't beat up Kelsie. :bigcry:

 

Look ... Iz and I found the real Kelsie:

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i have such a purrrdy wife :wacko:

She's amazing. :wacko:

i have to send her sperm in the mail so we can have a child :wacko:

and i also have to make a video of me making a pecan pie naked for her to watch :nice:

You use me in the garden? :bigcry:

OMG ... :stunned:

You two should rather meet. :P

texas is so far though :nice:

plus she is going to send me a video of her cooking :nice:

also me and her are suppose to 3way nick jonas

:lol:

:blush:

:lol: You're two are made for each other. :blush:

:wacky: i guess so :wacky:

coldplay brought us together :cry:

beautiful :cry:

You need to visit each other, you live much closer to each other than I do. :wacky:

:cry2:

but i like riding airplanes :awesome:

she should ride a plane to mississippi then we ride a plane to germany :awesome:

at that place in germany you live 4 cr 383 burben st :nice:

I'm glad you don't know what a German adress looks like. :nice: