January 10, 201016 yr Cheer up, people!:hug: Go ahead, buy yourself a hat to make you happy. :hat::hat::hat: ONLY $5.99! :hat::hat::hat: BUY TODAY! 1300 DODGY! CALL TODAY TO RECEIVE A WHOPPING 2.1453% DISCOUNT OFF THESE AREADY CRAZY PRICES!!!!!!!!!!! :wacky::wacky::wacky: :hat::hat::hat: BUY OR I'LL GET SENT TO A PSYCH WARD (THAT'S RIGHT - I'M BLACKMAILING YOU!) :mad::mad::mad: HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hat::hat::hat:
January 10, 201016 yr What's up with this crazy hat salesman? Their advertising is shameless:facepalm::P
January 10, 201016 yr I love you :laugh3: :hug: bring me back Jonas guys. REMEMBER JOHKU. ITS BECAUSE OF ME YOU ARE A MEW FAN :evil:
January 10, 201016 yr I like meat. :sneaky: My japanese lyrics in my sig made like, everyone in here check them out :freak:
January 10, 201016 yr What's that? Everyone's favourite singer Jonas Bjerre is sporting one of our famously cheap hats?!:freak: Interviewer: Now, Jonas, what do you think about these hats. Jonas: Huh?:confused: Interviewer: These RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP hats, one of which you are wearing right now. What do you think about them? Would you recommend them to your fellow bandmates? Jonas: Hats? I'm supposed to be in Wackyland:wacky: Interviewer: :uhoh:...You are in Wackyland...:uhoh: Jonas: No, I'm not. If I remember correctly, Wackyland looked like- *man walks in and hits Jonas over the head* Interviewer::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh: Well, we've come to the end of our interview with Jonas Bjerre. And, remember: HATS! HATS! HATS! :hat::hat::hat: :mad::mad::mad: CALL TODAY! 1300 DODGY! 1300 DODGY! :hat::hat::hat: WE'RE NOT DODGY, AND WE DIDN'T KILL JONAS BJERRE! 1300 DODGY! :mad::mad::mad: 1300 DODGY! FIRST CALLER IN THE NEXT 18 MINUTES GETS A SURPRISE GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE*! *must first pay a small fee of $390 fortnightly for the duration of a year
January 10, 201016 yr Only if we can wear hats to the wedding. :hat::hat::hat: And if we can name the kids Hats R. Cheapat Daylight and Hats Lookgoodin Daylight. :hat::hat::hat: :mad::mad::mad: And if my friend Unsalted Salt Shaker from the institution can come and sell hats to the guests. :hat::hat::hat:
January 10, 201016 yr sure :freak: and also as long as Jonas sells them with us! I need to watch those shopping channels more often.
January 10, 201016 yr *calls today* yeah, i'd like the hat that jonas wore, preferably with him inside it
January 10, 201016 yr *calls today* yeah, i'd like the hat that jonas wore, preferably with him inside it
January 10, 201016 yr *creepy telemarketer answers tomorrow* I did not kill Jonas. Don't ask any more questions, and we will not harm you. How many hats? 200? 200? Yes? Okay, 600 it is. And that would be... *gets up calculator on the computer* *discovers dodgy calculator doesn't even have multiplication on it* *works it out, incorrectly* ...around $3600. Now, with your discount, it works out to be $3623 Thank you, come again:wacky: Hey, Paul, I made my first sale:wacky: And I didn't have to kill anyone to do it:smug:
January 10, 201016 yr Shopping channels are good...and they seem to be the only shows on at 2.26 am. Actually, I'm watching House right now...
January 10, 201016 yr HATS! HATS! HATS! :hat::hat::hat: DON'T ASK FOR JONAS WITH YOUR HAT; HE'S NOT AVAILIBLE RIGHT NOW. :hat::hat::hat: We do, however, have the fantabulous... ...Dame Edna Everege!!:gorgeous:
January 10, 201016 yr What's wrong with the lovely Dame Edna?:gorgeous: I feel bad now... I'll make Jonas come back. Somehow... *devises evil plan* Excellent...:evil: I feel smrat and edumacated now! :idea2:
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