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Hey Julia

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I think she went to work :disappointed: I even sent a PM :cry2:

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I will quote myself

 

humans are more prone to love inanimate objects and things without souls before other humans

sofia says:

yes I looove my shorts

 

PROOF!

I reckon Julia should be scared.

 

:shocked2:

 

I will quote myself

 

 

 

PROOF!

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no, she shouldn't be scared. Because I'm not human

no, she shouldn't be scared. Because I'm not human

 

That's even scarier!:stunned::shocked2::stunned:

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not if you know that I'm a magical leoplurdon... BTW

 

Julie (not Julia) said this to me :

who is she rlated to?

Julie: go ask mark if he wants to marry our baby:$

Julie: GOD

me: omy

me: am i the virgin leoplurdon?

me: that would mean that our child is the antichrist :|

Julie: really?

Julie: oooooooooooooooh

Julie: all the merrier

Julie: now go ask him

 

will you marry our baby?

not if you know that I'm a magical leoplurdon... BTW

 

Julie (not Julia) said this to me :

 

Just the usual nonsense, then........................... :rolleyes:

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so you WILL marry our baby, then? :surprised:

 

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isn't she adorable?

so you WILL marry our baby, then? :surprised:

 

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isn't she adorable?

 

Have you tried therapy yet?:confused:

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choose your suit, marky :wacko:

 

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meh....

 

 

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yess.... :wideeyed:

 

 

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YESSSS :wideeyed: :wideeyed: :wideeyed:

 

 

 

 

 

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nooooo marky, you can't wear THAT one! :shame:

 

OK, time to call the men in the white suits........................ :stunned:

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meh... the white suits are not as good, dear :wacky:

 

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^Not those. The ones worn by the men who are coming to take you away (ha ha).................... :rolleyes:

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they're coming to take me away!! :o

 

come and get me sexy boys :wink3: :kiss: :whip:

so you WILL marry our baby, then? :surprised:

 

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isn't she adorable?

 

Aaaaaw, I love you Eric! :blush:

 

 

You can fuck our little baby as much as you want to when you get her, I know that's what you like marky mark:whip:

they're coming to take me away!! :o

 

come and get me sexy boys :wink3: :kiss: :whip:

 

They will find you a nice padded cell that you can have all to yourself......................... :rolleyes:

I am seriously asking you:

 

Who are you? You are in process of scaring me away. Theoretically.

 

Not practically, because I love creepy persons....you know....creepy AmERICans...:bigcry::bigcry:

 

so, actually I am dead.

 

I have died of boredom and of uselessfeeling. Of no motivation to do anything. My sister and me felt a tiny bit of motivation and we wanted to sew a portemonee for moi. But we only have beer looking cloth. And we do not know how the sewing machine works...:bigcry:

And then I came here, although I didn't want to...and then I saw this and died of laughter, because the situation was so...I don't know ahah......:freak:

 

(I have looked up words like "sewing machine" on an internet dictionary which is called "Leo Wörterbuch")

We know you're here.

 

Won't you come out and play?

 

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who are these girls?:bigcry:

I am sure they only want to play Monopoly with me...whaaaaa..:bigcry:

 

I think she went to work :disappointed: I even sent a PM :cry2:

 

It's the first time since years that you have sent me a PM:bigcry:

Now I have to sew

 

Are you really sew bored??:shocked2:

I just realized why these are called threads :facepalm:

I just realized why these are called threads :facepalm:

 

Yes, that had occurred to me too!!:lol:

They have a habit of unravelling sometimes, as well!!:P

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