Ok so I was speaking to a friend yesterday and she said she had spent the whole afternoon writing a short story on what it would be like to be a condom!

 

What was weirder was that she was writing it as part of her degree :stunned:

 

So what do you think it would be like?!

 

:wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Condom and v-jayjay's feel the same. D...s go inside them.

Condom and v-jayjay's feel the same. D...s go inside them.

 

Well observed!

 

:rolleyes:

Well observed!

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

:smug:

"Dicky" strikes again!!:rolleyes:

:smug:

 

If you were a condom whose v-jay would you like to go inside?! :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

If you were a condom whose v-jay would you like to go inside?! :wink3:

 

 

 

Sick d-bag! :sick:

Sick d-bag! :sick:

 

You missed out the rolling eyes... that was there for sarcasm!

 

:dozey:

rolleyes = not necessarily mean sarcasm :dozey:

rolleyes = not necessarily mean sarcasm :dozey:

 

Well it does for me... so now you know for future reference ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

^^ nyaha there's an error in your 'rolleyes' :smug:

Ok madam... you spotted my mistake!

 

Fixed!

 

:rolleyes:

Ayos!

"Dicky" strikes again!!:rolleyes:

 

Didn't notice your comment til now :laugh3:

 

I have made a right 'dick' of myself in this thread!

 

Excuse the double meaning!

 

:rolleyes:

Condom and v-jayjay's feel the same. D...s go inside them.

 

actually... dicks go inside condoms and the dicks in the condoms go inside the vagina :wacky:

Didn't notice your comment til now :laugh3:

 

I have made a right 'dick' of myself in this thread!

 

Excuse the double meaning!

 

:rolleyes:

 

I'm beginning to think you might be a sex addickt.:rolleyes:

We need a condom smiley by now.

So where does a "rubber" live?:rolleyes:

Mark you do too many word puns :dozey:

Mark you do too many word puns :dozey:

 

So do you have an answer?:rolleyes:

Johnny lives in a nice warm place :rolleyes:

In condomentbottles? :thinking:

 

 

 

I have no idea :P

 

Johnny lives in a nice warm place :rolleyes:

 

But where in particular?:rolleyes:

But where in particular?:rolleyes:

 

A hole! :rolleyes:

A hole! :rolleyes:

 

Nope - a condominium, of course!!:lol:

 

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

 

I'm here all year!!:rolleyes: