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Imagine if you were a condom!

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In condomentbottles? :thinking:

 

 

 

I have no idea :P

 

Useless!

 

:rolleyes:

How crude....:rolleyes:

actually... dicks go inside condoms and the dicks in the condoms go inside the vagina :wacky:

 

 

Ok. We all know that you're an expert about these :p Amen.

Haha,what are you saying? :p

Haha,what are you saying? :p

 

Hard to say......................... :rolleyes:

Hard to say......................... :rolleyes:

 

 

you know you want to say that psh psh.

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Hard to say......................... :rolleyes:

 

That's what the condom said to the.........

 

:rolleyes:

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:rolleyes:

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Fine. Mr. Roch

 

Roch?

 

:rolleyes:

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Char, I think you have killed the thread!

 

:dozey:

Char, I think you have killed the thread!

 

 

*raises fist in the air* YESSSS :smug:

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Sod off calling me Cecky too!

 

:rolleyes:

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:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Sod off calling me Cecky too!

 

:rolleyes:

 

Would you prefer it if she called you Cecksy.......................... :rolleyes:

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Mark put cock, sorry, i mean sock, in it! :rolleyes:

I guess that life'd be fucked up then ...

More than it is now. :P

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I guess that life'd be fucked up then ...

More than it is now. :P

 

:inquisitive:

 

:rolleyes:

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