You're banned because you're unreasonably judging me for believing that "just because" is not a sufficient reason to ban someone.

You're banned because you're trying to outsmart me because of my faulty argumentation. :snobby:

I'm gonna change my sig one day :P

 

You're banned just because. :lisp:

You're banned because your making fun of people with lisps isn't nice. :P

You're banned because you said :lisp: instead of :lips:

 

Edit: I'm banned because I'm slow. :(

^ HAHA, WIN.

 

You're banned because you're way too good at Free Cell Solitaire.

You're banned because you can't beat my highscore.

You're banned because you spilled the milk all over the table *cries over spilled milk*

You're banned because you're crying over imaginary milk.

You're banned because you're lying about that. :shifty:

 

EDIT: I'm banned some more because I'm still slow.

You're banned because you keep banning yourself, anyway. :laugh4:

You're banned because you're laughing at my slowness.

You're banned for making the incorrect assumption that I'm literally laughing at your ineptitude to post at the correct time. :P

YOU'RE BANNED BECAUSE YOU MADE MY PET ROCK CRY

You're banned because you banned Vi before I banned her.

YOU'RE BANNED.

You're banned because you fail to follow the rules to this game.

You're banned because you're lecturing others.

YOU'RE BANNED BECAUSE YOU'RE BANNED BECAUSE.

You're banned because you're using caps.

YOU'RE BANNED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT USING CAPS.

You're banned because it seems like you're screaming at me.

You're banned for thinking I would ever intentionally scream at you.

You're banned because you're not screaming at me.

You're banned because you can't seem to make up your mind as to why you're banning me.