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WATCH OUT ALIAS DAY!

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Then something is wrong with you.

 

if that is who i am because i like ya, i'm fine.

I fall for the wrong kind of aliases. :cry: I am no human , cartoon character, television character, rock band or :awesome: who will love me? :(

I don't like you either.

 

Did you hear that? That was my heart crumbling into little tiny pieces. :(

I fall for the wrong kind of aliases. :cry: I am no human , cartoon character, television character, rock band or :awesome: who will love me? :(

 

I would, but I can't.

I fall for the wrong kind of aliases. :cry: I am no human , cartoon character, television character, rock band or :awesome: who will love me? :(

 

I'll take you since that heartless bitch Marvin denied me. :disappointed:

I mean really, who denies Carlton Banks??!?!??!?!?!?!!!!

Did you hear that? That was my heart crumbling into little tiny pieces. :(

 

I'm sorry, did I let you down? Pardon me for breathing which I don't do anyway so I don't know why I bother saying it, Oh God I'm depressed.

I would, but I can't.

 

You would only hurt me. Everyone hurts me. People look at me and just wanna freak my brains out and run around naked in my Foyer. But no one really loves me. :(

I'll take you since that heartless bitch Marvin denied me. :disappointed:

I mean really, who denies Carlton Banks??!?!??!?!?!?!!!!

 

 

 

Do you really mean this? You could love a castle with purple boobies? :cry2:

I fall for the wrong kind of aliases. :cry: I am no human , cartoon character, television character, rock band or :awesome: who will love me? :(

 

BUT YOU ARE TITS. :sneaky:

depression is srs

 

I CANT EVEN SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC

 

It's a joke really. I'm a human prototype, you can tell can't you?

 

You would only hurt me. Everyone hurts me. People look at me and just wanna freak my brains out and run around naked in my Foyer. But no one really loves me. :(

 

Exactly why.

BUT YOU ARE TITS. :sneaky:

 

People wanna freak boobies not marry 'em

I'm sorry, did I let you down? Pardon me for breathing which I don't do anyway so I don't know why I bother saying it, Oh God I'm depressed.

 

Have you ever considered getting psychiatric help? my dad happens to know a psychiatrist who specializes in Android Mental Health and I'm sure he could hook you up. :nice:

Have you ever considered getting psychiatric help? my dad happens to know a psychiatrist who specializes in Android Mental Health and I'm sure he could hook you up. :nice:

 

 

I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than him and even I don't know the answer.

People wanna freak boobies not marry 'em

 

why can't you find a living man's boob and marry him for god's sake

Have you ever considered getting psychiatric help? my dad happens to know a psychiatrist who specializes in Android Mental Health and I'm sure he could hook you up. :nice:

 

Truthfully, the person behind this Alias is seeking help for themselves. I have been very unhappy and difficult. I am, in real life, A "MarvinParanoidAndroid"

Truthfully, the person behind this Alias is seeking help for themselves. I have been very unhappy and difficult. I am, in real life, A "MarvinParanoidAndroid"

 

Man, that is... that is really deep.

 

This has really put a new perspective into my life.

 

Thanks pal.

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