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Which came first - the Martin or the Yorke

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DIE THREAD DIE!!!

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One time I heard viva la vida and I like violet hill. :angry:

 

Don't tell garf.

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That's a really poor u/n. What else is to be expected from a CP fan :angry:

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Yo, Garf! Which came first, Martin or Yorke?

I don't know bunghole

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How old is Martin? Google it.

i dont feel like googling it, bunghole

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I already googled it - he's a wee sprite.

 

Yo, Jonny! Which Jonny do you love? Jonny Greenwood?

huhuhuhuhuh, Greenwood

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EIGHT FUCKING MODERATORS? Jesus fucking Christ - I better cool it.

 

hehehe wood.

What happened to you having a life? You must really be bored to come and harass people over the internet. Tell me, did someone not love you enough in your childhood. Awe, that's it isn't it. Chris Martin's awesome voice reminds you of the songs that no one ever sang to you. Go bang your head on a wall. Or go stick your head up your Bunghole!

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TWO PAGES!!

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Are you gonna address the topic of the thread, flyinvisible, or are you just gonna spread buttache?

Oh i'm sorry, you want to address the topic of you being so stupid as to not think of a better insult than Chris Martin is a dog?

You aren't worth my time, and if you can't think of anything better to post than talking about how Chris Martin's a dog, then I literally have nothing to say to you.

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Did I say Chris Martin is a dog? I don't remember that - that doesn't even make sense.

 

I would have maybe said "cat" ... like a copy cat.

 

Don't put words in my mouth, fly :angry:

I'm not putting words in your mouth, I'm just saying that Yorke is a dog, lower than a dog. So you must be comparing Martin to a dog or saying that he is a dog like Yorke. Your the one that wanted to compare them... Whatever, yawn, if you can't understand my analogy then too bad for you. Go back and listen to your Flee Man.

J.S… I do believe that this thread just might get deleted

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