Death: Actually, if you don't mind, would you like to follow us forever?

 

/euphemism

 

Technically, everyone is following them forever because there is no such thing as immortality :blank:

 

/reverse backhand euphemism

:lol:

:lol:

 

:awesome:

I am both :blank:

 

So since I use Soviet Russia, grammar is also my slave :nod:

 

Now I don't have to run anymore :whistle:

ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE

 

In the U.S, Soviet Russia is your slave

In Soviet Russia, you're Soviet Russia's slave.

 

*turns Alex's chainsaw into a banana*

:dance:

I am both :blank:

 

So since I use Soviet Russia, grammar is also my slave :nod:

 

Now I don't have to run anymore :whistle:

 

Sure? :rolleyes:

Technically, everyone is following them forever because there is no such thing as immortality :blank:

 

/reverse backhand euphemism

So if you kill Death, everyone will be immortal?

 

/triple not-really-a-euphemism

ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE

 

In the U.S, Soviet Russia is your slave

In Soviet Russia, you're Soviet Russia's slave.

 

*turns Alex's chainsaw into a banana*

 

The only error that does not compute is Chuck Norris :blank:

 

So:

 

me > Soviet Russia > grammar

 

Mmm. Banana. *eats banana*

The only error that does not compute is Chuck Norris :blank:

 

So:

 

me > Soviet Russia > grammar

 

Mmm. Banana. *eats banana*

Chuck Norris isn't an error.

YOUR MOM IS.

:blank:

 

/not serious okay

 

*turns the banana Alex has eaten into pure cyanide*

 

:sneaky:

Sure? :rolleyes:

 

:nod:

 

So if you kill Death, everyone will be immortal?

 

/triple not-really-a-euphemism

 

But Death himself is immortal, so you can't kill him, so the only way to escape Death is to go back in time before there was such a thing as Death :freak:

 

/wat

Wait, but if she's already eaten it you're turning it into cyanide after digestion?

Chuck Norris isn't an error.

YOUR MOM IS.

:blank:

 

/not serious okay

 

*turns the banana Alex has eaten into pure cyanide*

 

:sneaky:

 

Chucks Norris is whatever he wants to be :blank: Duh.

 

O so original :dazzled:

 

Mmm. Cyanide. :mellow:

Wait, but if she's already eaten it you're turning it into cyanide after digestion?

No, after she's chewed it but before it enters her stomach. :blank:

Wait, but if she's already eaten it you're turning it into cyanide after digestion?

 

:freak:

:mad:

:nod:

 

But Death himself is immortal, so you can't kill him, so the only way to escape Death is to go back in time before there was such a thing as Death :freak:

 

/wat

 

But Death was born (for lack of a better term) when the universe started.

 

/doublewhat

 

Chucks Norris is whatever he wants to be :blank: Duh.

 

O so original :dazzled:

 

Mmm. Cyanide. :mellow:

I see how it is. :blank:

Haters gonna hate

Trolls gonna troll

Llamas gonna llama

 

/random and pointless post

But Death was born (for lack of a better term) when the universe started.

 

/doublewhat

 

 

I see how it is. :blank:

 

Now the question is whether or not there was an alternate universe that came before ours that was destroyed in the explosion that created our universe

 

/whoa

 

:cool: Good.

Haters gonna hate

Trolls gonna troll

Llamas gonna llama

 

/random and pointless post

 

*must resist urge to post .gif*

Now the question is whether or not there was an alternate universe that came before ours that was destroyed in the explosion that created our universe

 

/triplewhat

 

:cool: Good.

 

I think the answer you're looking for is 42 :rolleyes:

I think the answer you're looking for is 42 :rolleyes:

 

So 42 is an alternate universe that was destroyed when ours was created?

 

So in the alternate universe, wouldn't that number be 24? :stunned:

 

. . . What if everyone is just the second version of ourselves and our real selves were killed in the explosion and we're all just memories projected on a screen, and the real 3-D version died?!

Now the question is whether or not there was an alternate universe that came before ours that was destroyed in the explosion that created our universe

 

/triplewhat

 

:cool: Good.

Wait. If Death existed in that other alternate universe (which is almost certainly the case), then Death would've existed forever.

 

Therefore, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE DEATH. :freak:

 

/quadruplewhat

So 42 is an alternate universe that was destroyed when ours was created?

 

So in the alternate universe, wouldn't that number be 24? :stunned:

 

. . . What if everyone is just the second version of ourselves and our real selves were killed in the explosion and we're all just memories projected on a screen, and the real 3-D version died?!

 

I once heard in a documentary that our 3D world is a projection of a 2D at the Universe's limits! :stunned:

So 42 is an alternate universe that was destroyed when ours was created?

 

So in the alternate universe, wouldn't that number be 24? :stunned:

 

. . . What if everyone is just the second version of ourselves and our real selves were killed in the explosion and we're all just memories projected on a screen, and the real 3-D version died?!

The opposite of 42 is -42, Alex. :blank:

 

O NOES :freak:

The opposite of 42 is -42, Alex. :blank:

 

O NOES :freak:

 

No, the opposite of 42 is CK :P

 

 

CAR KIDS!!!!! :freak: