this one likes to pretend hes playing piano while someone blows him with a blowdryer

this is fred and derf

and heres the cool cat no one ever talks to her because shes too cool for us and she just sits in the corner and judges us

lester

and harriet

and those are my cats guys what do you think

guys

guys srsly

srsly guys

COMPUTER Y U EAT MY POSTS

where is everyone

le gasp

What if the zombie apocalypse already happened and everyone on Coldplaying is now a zombie and I'm the only one left and now I have to defend the forums from zombie Coldplayers

COME AT ME ZOMBIES

Imma go find the zombies with my 27 cats and at first the zombies are gonna be all

But then I'll be all

And they're gonna be like

And I'll be all U WANNA MESS WITH ME AND MY 27 CATS

And then they're gonna be like

And then they'll be like

And I'll be like

And then my cats and I are gonna be all

And then all the non-zombie animals are gonna be like