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Let me just get you a cookie and a nice glass of milk

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I'll take the cookie and pass on the milk. I'm lactose intolerant.

:uhoh:

 

 

 

:nice: OW..... So much for a pat on the back, huh?

 

 

 

...What's that supposed to mean!? :uhoh:

 

Au contraire mon ami :)

IT MEANS WHAT IT MEANS MAGGOT.

Then what am I gonna do with this milk? *spills it on your shirt* whoops...:P

Au contraire mon ami :)

IT MEANS WHAT IT MEANS MAGGOT.

:|

 

Then what am I gonna do with this milk? *spills it on your shirt* whoops...:P

 

Thankfully this is among my least favorite shirts. *changes to his MX North American 2012 Tour shirt*

*forces the cookie down Anthony's throat*

 

You could've at least gave me heads up. :angry:

There's still a bit of milk in the glass...but I would never spill it on an MX shirt...

But I thought you like surprises. :P

 

Yeah! When it's my birthday! :angry:

There's still a bit of milk in the glass...but I would never spill it on an MX shirt...

 

It's too good for milk. :nod:

So if it was your Birthday and she shoved a cookie down your throat you would be all fine and dandy?

*telepathic message to Laurel to spill it on Anthony's pants*

 

Why are you making a facial expression to Laurel? It's as if you're trying to tell her something without speaking. :sad:

 

Everyday is your birthday :nice:

This reminds me...

 

My IPC teacher back in my sophomore year said that everyday is her birthday! :P

So if it was your Birthday and she shoved a cookie down your throat you would be all fine and dandy?

Yes.

 

*spills milk on Anthony's pant*

 

What in the actual flock....

Why are you making a facial expression to Laurel? It's as if you're trying to tell her something without speaking. :sad:

 

 

This reminds me...

 

My IPC teacher back in my sophomore year said that everyday is her birthday! :P

Erm.. It's girl stuff. :P

Woot~!

*spills milk on Anthony's pants*

*telepathic message to Laurel saying Good job*

Anthony you have weird standards.

 

You do know I was just kidding, right? :P I'd still be pissed.

How about I get you a nice cup of tea Anthony? :D

I know. :P

And yes, some of my standards are weird. :P

 

How about I get you a nice cup of tea Anthony? :D

 

Oh yes, please! :D I'd love to drink tea and not have it spilt on me.

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