noticed it

:dozey:

at first he was scared

but then he decided to catch it

:stunned:

and take it to the scientists

They started to analyze it

Bad idea, man.

and found out that it

was also radioactive

So the government

decided to use it

*cracks open a soda and drinks it*

as a mass destruction weapon

No...

but they soon realized that the only effect produced by the potato chip

was that it moltiplicated itself

Some time after

the satellites

orbiting around earth

detected

some alien spaceships

that were about to destroy the Earth

Hundreds of H bomb were launched

This is intense...