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The Awesome Random Posting Thread

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No, elastic fantastic. :phu:

 

(inside joke with Taameen :lol:)

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Good to know, Alex, good to know.

 

I've been watching Brotherhood 2.0 ALL DAY. :sweatdrop:

 

I'm on August. After four days. :dead:

Do you care about the sapling?

 

Let me correct that statement: I just finished August. :lol:

Then let the crow remove and digest (I can't say chew, for obvious reasons) the sapling.

 

:nod:

 

Ew...John (earlier) ate a Happy Meal he put in a blender. :sick:

Hypothetical band name: Moe and the Lawns. :lol:

:laugh1:

 

Holly and the Luyas is his gospel band. :lol:

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Kansas cows arent happy cows? :(

 

This cow looks pleased with itself :shrug:

 

Then let the crow remove and digest (I can't say chew, for obvious reasons) the sapling.

 

:nod:

 

Ew...John (earlier) ate a Happy Meal he put in a blender. :sick:

 

But my parents are less ambivalent towards that sapling >___> My dad is just standing out in the yard watching it.

 

. . . Why?

This cow looks pleased with itself :shrug:

 

But my parents are less ambivalent towards that sapling >___> My dad is just standing out in the yard watching it.

 

. . . Why?

 

Then remove your dad from the yard. :blank:

 

Basically, if John and Hank [Green] had any textual communication while the Brotherhood 2.0 project was going on in 2007, the one who had sent the textual communication had to do a punishment. John's punishment one time was a combination of eating/drinking a blenderized Happy Meal, waxing his legs, and licking the head of a cat (which apparently difficult to do when you live in Indianapolis...where there are very few cats :lol:)

Hello Evil Lady

at the grocery store

it seems that you don't know

what the express lane's for

It says twelve items or less

But you're exempt from that I guess

And your

 

Don't make me kill you

over twenty five cents

I'll give you a freakin quarter

if it makes that much difference

And you just remembered something you forgot to get

OK... that's it,

I'm gonna kill you

 

That's right I'm gonna kill you

and possibly your whole family too

All I want is some courtesy

some kindness and maybe an apology

If you don't get out of my grocery line

I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine

I'm usually a very peaceful person

but I'm gonna kill you

 

I just wrote a note to a guy down the street

who recently invested in a giant SUV

it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war

so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store

If you don't trade it in, I'm gonna kill you"

 

Yeah I'm gonna kill you

with a car bomb in your H2

I don't think it'd be too much to ask

for you to be a bit less of an ass

I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit

If you don't, you're gonna regret it

I'm usually a very peaceful person,

but I'm gonna kill you

 

It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs

is actually worse than my worst nightmares

He had some friends over

for some late-night Red Rover

And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance

 

Yeah I'm gonna kill you

and all your loud-ass friends too

I don't think it'd be too much to ask

for you to be a bit less of an ass

If I don't get some peace and quiet

I'll put you on a strychnine diet

I'm usually a very peaceful person

but I'm gonna kill you.

 

:lol: Those are Hank Green's lyrics.

You mean past the fence, out of your backyard? :lol:

Psh, I'm learning Fix You on the piano, and I already know Clocks, The Scientist, Amsterdam, and Postcards from Far Away. :phu:

 

But aslkhdtfsdhgjdsh :awesome:

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You mean past the fence, out of your backyard? :lol:

 

Yeah, we have a fence running along the boundary and apparently the cow got under it somehow :P The cow's owner had to run it all the way down to the road, along the road, up our neighbors driveway, and through the gate :P

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