eugene asked the clown if he had any acid...

And the clown said, "Sure, I've got a private supply.. but you'll have to do something for me if you want it..."

eugene thought for a moment, but since he was thinking about pie he didnt realize he had already said 'yes' without asking what the clown wanted...

This turned out to be quite the mistake, but Eugene did like pie and it is good

And so the clown said that Eugene had to make a porno film with a porcupine for him....

eugene was stunned, 'but thats illegal!' he exlaimed, but since he had already had sex with a toaster and a pack of chewing gum, he agreed

Now Eugene was well aware of the risks of porcupine sex, but the clown was too hot to resist...

U GUYS CRACK ME UP!

 

 

Eugene didn't like pressure, but he was sure that the acid the clow was offereing was good.....

the clown said "excellent" mr. burns style and then started laughing hysterically so eugene....

picked up his euphonium and stormed off because he thought the clown was making fun of his......ah hem......"irregularity"

lmao! So Eugene was pissed of and sad that he didn't get his acid, but he quickly remembered that he was supposed to be buying a chair at the pawn shop, so he walked inside...

a neo-nazi anti-chair meeting by accident, not realizing of course eugene asked to purchase a fine rocking chair...

But by that time it was too late and a swarm of neo-natzi's had grabbed him and...

tied him to a small plastic stool (how i dont know) and had a tea party!...

he sat there as the neo-natzis were drinking their tea. they didn't give him any tea so he...

fell on the floor convulsing and crying because the clown didnt give him any acid and the neo-nazis didnt give him any tea "NO ONE LOVES ME" eugene said

"Damn right you are!" said Tadeu, a lil frog that suddenly appeared.