ok...I like doing this cause they're fun to read......I'll start

 

 

so there was once this guy named Eugene, and he had to remove some carpet from his house.........

so he called the fire brigade but then realised he should have called the moving brigade

When the fire birgade came they found out that.....

:sneaky:

....there was no fire so they kicked Eugene`s ass! and theeeennn....

he told them that the only REAL way to make up for it was to offer them brews. But to his horror when he opened his fridge he had no milk :o

 

How was he to possibly tell them not only was there no fire, there was no milk either...

...so he ran to the nearest farm and stsrted milking the first cow he could find, but to his horror he dicovered that....

the farm was full of aliens and that the cows were their god, so he have to

bow and worship them on his knees in a mucky field

He slowly knelt onto the ground and gave praises. But this mucky field's main components turned out to be quicksand. Eugene sooned realised this and...

tried to call out for help but...

was saved by a big butterfly...

... who said "i'm not here", "i'm not here"...

the butterfly had short term memory lose, and dropped him...

onto the quicksand, which turned into...

A giant pizza

he ate the pizza and then got sick so he had to....

Go to his friend Eleanor's house to...

... pet the duck from Tuesday.

lmao

but the duck had narcolepsy...

And then Eleanor stepped on the duck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And he came back to life, free of naroclepsy and ready to TAKE OVA TEH WARLD!

unfortunately eleanor stepped on the duck's nads, so now it was a duckette

 

 

 

 

 

 

:huh:

And then Eugene decided he was hungary so he ate the duck and....

decided to go buy a chair at the pawn shop

And on his way there he met a clown who was dealing pot and crack...