Yo homeskillet dawg biscuits, what's up?

 

I get to have orange pee for like three more days and it's totally awesome.

Yeah, I just announced the status of my urethra to all of you crackas.

I stopped flushing because orange pee makes me feel like a superhero. I was like, "FUCK Y'ALL MY PEE IS ORANGE!"

Just kidding, flushing is my second favorite thing.

 

Bitches don't know 'bout my infection!

 

Man, the pope is getting involved in my favorite TV show and I'm starting to feel like the show's going to get really stupid. I mean, Catholics are cool, but once you involve Catholics, there's no more evil because Catholics are like the Christian military when it comes to demons and shit. No more evil means no more show.

 

I saw a fox the other day. It was a total fatass.

 

I don't really come here that often anymore because I'm too busy having orange pee and studying Russian. It's harder to learn than French. Not that I've finished learning French or know enough French to even carry an actual conversation, but, you know. I like Final Fantasy.

 

This one time, when I was little, I ran to the bathroom to get a drink from the sink (it was closer than the kitchen) after eating hot ravioli, and I passed out and hit my head off the toilet (the top part, whatever it is, the tank or something) and broke half of my tooth. They gave me a really shitty cap, and like half a year later, it broke off, so I got a porcelain one, and it feels kind of weird and it still freaks me out. I HAVE PROBLEMS MAN

 

Why does my dog keep licking the couch?

 

Anyway.

 

I know Coldplaying isn't my blog, but I just wanted you guys to know this stuff. It was really important.

 

And also I have a girl crush on Tammi. ;D

This is the good way to release all that stress (I think you are in).

Why you are not comfortable with your porcelain cap??

Is that... Final Fantasy in your avi?

I saw a fox the other day. It was a total fatass.

those fat bastards

 

And also I have a girl crush on Tammi. ;D

 

;D ;D ;D

 

My friend has a picture of your avatar on her wall.

Well like, not actually your avatar because that would be creepy, but yeah.

Avatar is a weird word.

Yo homeskillet dawg biscuits, what's up?

 

I get to have orange pee for like three more days and it's totally awesome.

Yeah, I just announced the status of my urethra to all of you crackas.

I stopped flushing because orange pee makes me feel like a superhero. I was like, "FUCK Y'ALL MY PEE IS ORANGE!"

Just kidding, flushing is my second favorite thing.

 

Bitches don't know 'bout my infection!

 

Man, the pope is getting involved in my favorite TV show and I'm starting to feel like the show's going to get really stupid. I mean, Catholics are cool, but once you involve Catholics, there's no more evil because Catholics are like the Christian military when it comes to demons and shit. No more evil means no more show.

 

I saw a fox the other day. It was a total fatass.

 

I don't really come here that often anymore because I'm too busy having orange pee and studying Russian. It's harder to learn than French. Not that I've finished learning French or know enough French to even carry an actual conversation, but, you know. I like Final Fantasy.

 

This one time, when I was little, I ran to the bathroom to get a drink from the sink (it was closer than the kitchen) after eating hot ravioli, and I passed out and hit my head off the toilet (the top part, whatever it is, the tank or something) and broke half of my tooth. They gave me a really shitty cap, and like half a year later, it broke off, so I got a porcelain one, and it feels kind of weird and it still freaks me out. I HAVE PROBLEMS MAN

 

Why does my dog keep licking the couch?

 

Anyway.

 

I know Coldplaying isn't my blog, but I just wanted you guys to know this stuff. It was really important.

 

And also I have a girl crush on Tammi. ;D

 

I just cringed through that entire post.

This is the good way to release all that stress (I think you are in).

Why you are not comfortable with your porcelain cap??

 

It lays over my gum a lot in the back, and I feel like if I touch it, it's going to fall out. D:

 

 

Is that... Final Fantasy in your avi?

 

Yessss. It's Vincent. =D

 

 

I just cringed through that entire post.

 

I knew you would...good thing I didn't care.

OOOH

YES?

SSSHHHNAP

:disappointed:

:dazzled:

Orange pee? Someone had too much mandarin juice!

Are you still pissing pure Sunny Delight Em?

Nope. B)