awful jokes welcome

[coldlocked]

^ Well then....

Here comes a long one:

A man goes to a bullfight and stays through most of it. Towards the end, he leaves to go to a restaurant down the road. He sits down and the waiter asks him,

"Buenos dias, senor. What would you like today?" The man looks down at the menu and orders the bull's balls special. The restaurant usually serves this after a bullfight with the slaughtered bull.

The waiter comes back with the bowl and serves it to the man.

"Gracias, senor." The customer then begins to eat his balls of the bull. He notices there is something wrong with it. He flags down the waiter and says,

"These balls seem to be cooked wrong."

"Ah, si senor, but you know, sometimes, the bull wins."

[HesterJulia#42]

^hahaha:lol:

[coldlocked]

An American, Scotsman and Dutch man all walk into a coffee shop and order some coffee (obviously). Three flies all land into one of each man's cups. They all deal with the situation differently:

The American throws out his coffee and orders a new one.

The Scotsman, gently takes the fly out with a teaspoon and throws it on the ground.

The Dutch man, being frugal as he is, takes the fly and wrings it out to make sure he gets all the coffee out of it before throwing it on the ground.

I hope nobody was offended by that!