lovebeginswith Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I don't know if this is already a thread or not. But here we go. Post your favourite awful jokes. I'll start. What's blue and not heavy? Light Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
66 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 How does the astronaut cut his hair in space? Eclipse it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebeginswith Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Why did a mushroom go to a party? because he was a fungi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebeginswith Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 why did the fungi leave the party? because there wasn't mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist go into a pub. He orders a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Jeez I guess my joke was really bad :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 ^It actually made me laugh :lol: But then I remembered I'm catholic, I stopped 2 seconds, like :uhoh::|...and then I laughed again :lol::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebeginswith Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 What is a Jehovah's witness favorite band? The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 What is a Jehovah's witness favorite band? The Doors HAHAH! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiame Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebeginswith Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 ^ I just giggle snorted. :embarrassed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiame Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 ^ I just giggle snorted. :embarrassed: Hehe aw :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebeginswith Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiame Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? NONE! The light bulb contains the seeds of it's own revolution! -- How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Oh? You don't already know?... -- How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's offensive. And it's not funny. -- How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to screw the lightbulb in and one to steady the penis--I mean the ladder! -- How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? You wouldn't know man. You weren't there man! -- How many Coldplayers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to screw it in. 2 to laugh about it. 1 to write a crappy parody of Paradise about it. 4 to hate on it. 40 to claim the lightbulb has sold out 20 to claim Radiohead does it better. 100 to post sexually themed pictures of Chris Martin about it. and 150 to post mindless speculation about it. -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebeginswith Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 omg. the coldplay one. XD I have hiccups. please make it stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 :lol::lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdman987 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 This is a song that my father's father passed down to my father, who passed it down to me... And it requires a banjo.. DUM-dum-DUM-dum DUM-dum DUM-dumdumdum Country girls are pretty You ought to see them dance They cock their legs right over their heads and whistle through THEIR.. Ask Old Brown to tea And all his family.. And if he doesn't come You can tickle his bum With a lump, of, celery OI!!! haha, bit cheeky that one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 whistle through their pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdman987 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 'Ask Old' is a hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainplay Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint :surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascading Waterfall Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Can we post rude jokes in here? I am very fond of them. And here's one. Two old maids were discussing the merits of pantyhose. "I don't like them at all," one of them said. "Every time I fart, it blows my slippers off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HesterJulia#42 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 ^:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascading Waterfall Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What do African elephants use for tampons? Sheep. The moral of the story is don't buy red sweaters in Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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