February 20, 201214 yr I don't know if this is already a thread or not. But here we go. Post your favourite awful jokes. I'll start. What's blue and not heavy? Light Blue
February 20, 201214 yr ^It actually made me laugh :lol: But then I remembered I'm catholic, I stopped 2 seconds, like :uhoh::|...and then I laughed again :lol::laugh3::laugh3:
February 21, 201214 yr Author Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now!
March 1, 201214 yr Author How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
March 1, 201214 yr How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? NONE! The light bulb contains the seeds of it's own revolution! -- How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Oh? You don't already know?... -- How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's offensive. And it's not funny. -- How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to screw the lightbulb in and one to steady the penis--I mean the ladder! -- How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? You wouldn't know man. You weren't there man! -- How many Coldplayers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to screw it in. 2 to laugh about it. 1 to write a crappy parody of Paradise about it. 4 to hate on it. 40 to claim the lightbulb has sold out 20 to claim Radiohead does it better. 100 to post sexually themed pictures of Chris Martin about it. and 150 to post mindless speculation about it. --
April 27, 201214 yr This is a song that my father's father passed down to my father, who passed it down to me... And it requires a banjo.. DUM-dum-DUM-dum DUM-dum DUM-dumdumdum Country girls are pretty You ought to see them dance They cock their legs right over their heads and whistle through THEIR.. Ask Old Brown to tea And all his family.. And if he doesn't come You can tickle his bum With a lump, of, celery OI!!! haha, bit cheeky that one :)
June 21, 201214 yr What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
June 21, 201214 yr Can we post rude jokes in here? I am very fond of them. And here's one. Two old maids were discussing the merits of pantyhose. "I don't like them at all," one of them said. "Every time I fart, it blows my slippers off."
June 22, 201214 yr What do African elephants use for tampons? Sheep. The moral of the story is don't buy red sweaters in Africa.
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