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If any of you recognize that headline title, I want to personally congratulate you on what you've created.

 

I go to school at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Florida, and I work for the school newspaper called The Avion. Every April Fools, we produce a "mock" satirical version of the paper called the Avioff where the writers could essentially do whatever they want.

 

I was digging through the archives and found this gem from the 2005 Avioff. Now, there's no way to know who wrote this (we would use fake names) so it's anyone's guess and considering I started college in 2014, whoever did this is long gone. So for now, let's marvel at the time and effort this person took to create this wonderful work of art.

That's great haha! The only thing is we cant see the full article.... :(

Actually, I looked into it and it purposely got cut off! The on the next page (this was at the very bottom of the first page) had no continuation of the article since the intent was to make a cruddy newspaper!

What's weird is that this was written in 2005 and the last line is "but time is....."

 

And the song, 42, has the line "time is so short...." but that song was not released until 2008....

 

 

Then again they probably meant "but time is on your side, it's on your side now" from Amsterdam and I'm just reading too much into things ;)

 

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Lol, here's the actual scan.

That's incredible! You gotta find who wrote it.

Awesome !

 

And Hell denies being frozen over, haha ! :D

That's incredible! You gotta find who wrote it.

 

The person who wrote probably graduated Univ when I was in Middle school so it's anyone's guess haha

In other words, your guess is as good as mine ? :D