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Coldplay's alternative jobs!!!!!!!!

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Gotta go offline again sis.... stupid school!!! - they never let me smoke inside the class!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Miss ya!! see ya soon! :P

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I couldn't!!! Damn!!! They threw me out!!! :D :D :D - I will be online tonight!!!

but of course hunni!!! :) :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :lol: :lol: :P - the one we planned on the msn!!

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can´t wait for that ! :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:

me neither!!! *shouts to Jon: dance for me baby!!!* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :sneaky: :sneaky: :kiss:

how about a pyjama party sis? :idea2: :sneaky:

hahahahahahahahah!!!! * I was gonna write something... but that was a bit too pervy!!!* :o :lol: :lol: :lol:

k, it's funny because in september I walked into my Geography class to find "Mr. Martin" written on the board and i was like " :o oh my god! haha :lol: " It would have been cool to see Chris walk in, but this short puggy old guy did instead, oh well lol

Alright..coldplay's alternative jobs..

 

Will would be a hit man, it's just too perfect if you think about it

Guy would be a big fat dirty slob who sat around eating junk food all day losing all his good looks and end up looking like fat bastard (people will kill me because of this haha)

Johnny would work at mcdonalds, (come on.."we love to see you smile" indeed.)

Chris would be "the happy janitor" at school and he'd be best friends with all the kids, and he'd sing them songs and impersonate Justin Timberlake for the children's amusement

 

the END....please don't kill me guy fans... :uhoh: :uhoh2: *runs*

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that's creative!!!!

I would see chris as a teacher, indeed... but a math teacher, or literature.

Will could be a cop, or a private dick (god, that sounds awful)

Guy... as many of the ladies said... a gigolo, definetely!! or he could be my private servant :wink3: his uniform would be a tight speedo!

jonny: He doesn't have to work!!! I support him!

of course, these are just assumptions, but who wouldnt like to have guy serving you a drink in a speedo! :P :D :lol:

Me :D I prefer Guy naked being my sex slave :wink3:

 

DIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY :D

Hey sis!!! he was my slave remember :angry:

 

 

:D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P

No ! :P

 

He´s my hubby and you need to ask for my permission... maybe I´ll let him be your slave :P

 

Just kidding sis :P

Me :D I prefer Guy naked being my sex slave :wink3:

 

DIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY :D

 

 

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Chris: TV game show host. I can see him bouncing about telling all his lame jokes.

 

Will: Farmer. I always see farmers as straight forward and honest and that's Will.

 

Guy: Pimp or Ho, or pub owner....one of those. :laugh3:

 

Jonny: a writer or record shop owner

Chris; Small business owner or a music store owner or a busker....

Jonny; Hotel Manager (I couldn't think of anything else)

Guy; Bar owner (duh!)

Will; Architect or a Museum Owner (he looks like that sensible kind a guy)

I dont know what you're all on about, Guy being a model as an alternative job... Isn't he already a model???

 

giordano1.jpg

 

 

Okay, okay, the picture is tiny, but I swear, that model looks EXACTLY like guy.The resemblance is amazing.

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