Why the fuck are you all complaining about your hand itching or even talking about it?! it happens to everyone! it's normal!

BUT what really annoys me is to see idiots scratch their ass in public! :snore:

People should be fined for doing so in public!

 

the people on this board are like that...they like t share every little thing with everyone. :D

I wish I had the gaul to scratch my ass in public. I'm just not that daring.

:lol: reminds me of my 3 year old sister.....she farted once in a book store :lol: no shame at all.

 

 

back to the itchy hand thing. doesn't bother me that much :P

reminds me of my 3 year old sister.....she farted once in a book store no shame at all.

 

OK - that make me laugh out loud.

 

Thanks, Ginger. Honestly, that made my night.

i didn't mention the funny part...just wanted to say what it reminded me of

 

anyways your welcome :cool:

reminds me of my 3 year old sister.....she farted once in a book store no shame at all

 

:lol: that also made me laugh!

 

the people on this board are like that...they like t share every little thing with everyone.

 

 

hehe eeeeeexactly :D

you know what's also annoying (plus painful)?

 

when you get a muscle spasm. :angry: they hurt so damn much! i woke up at 6am because of the pain i got from one. it went on for like a minute and a half and it still hurts :cry:

Muscle spams are bad. VERY bad because they're hard to control. I almost had one in my leg today.

:(

 

Remember, you must stretch for it to go away!

I used to get calf cramps in the middle of the night. That's when Iw as running a lot and used to always be dehydrated. One might my Mom heard me scream out in my sleep (because of the cramp) and she got really scared. I felt so bad: You never want to see that look on your Mom's face.

eww i got those too when i played sports. i'd try to get up all fast and stand on my foot and it still didn't help.

:stunned:

 

I've never screamed out b/c of a cramp. Breathed real deep maybe and get freaked out, but that's it. Much better to stay calm. And yeah, I don't like to freak anybody out if anything is wrong with me. Doesn't help when somebody else is freaking out along with you.

maybe because he was asleep and his brain couldn't think of anything else to do but scream :lol: :D

Probably!

I would've just had nightmares.

maybe because he was asleep and his brain couldn't think of anything else to do but scream :lol: :D

 

Sleeping had something to do with it. Since I was asleep, my brain wasn't able to say "This pain is associated with a leg cramp so I don't have to hit the panic buttons." Instead, it freaked out: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"

 

And my calves are really big. What I was a kid, my Dad pplayed a trick on me and told me there were rattle snakes up and down the hill upon which we lived. So, from second grade until eighth grade I sprinted up that hill everyday ... 1/8 of a mile at a 40% grade.

 

So my thighs and calves and buttocks muscles are larger than normal ... and when they cramp, they cramp like a mutha trucka.

and thought someone or something was probably biting your leg :P :stunned:

so it was exactly 40% grade sprint, not 50%?

 

My muscles are never big. I could work out like crazy and my calf muscles will never be how I want them to be.

:(

and thought someone or something was probably biting your leg :P :stunned:

 

 

Right! Like a big spider bat!

so it was exactly 40% grade sprint, not 50%?

 

My muscles are never big. I could work out like crazy and my calf muscles will never be how I want them to be.

:(

 

 

Ok, you got me ... it may not have been EXACTLY 40% ... it may have been 42% ... the point: It was steep. You couldn't come close to driving up it, that was for sure.

better than walking on your hands :blush:

 

 

that was stupid :rolleyes: :D :P

** Richard agreed, though applauds the attempt **

i've tried walking on my hands. not an easy task i must say.

 

:/ :dozey:

If we were meant to walk on our hands, God would have given us ...

 

 

... walker hands?

:dozey:

 

I guess.

monkey hands :D

Monkey hands ... engineered by evolution to throw the best poo rockets.