February 10, 200422 yr Peter: "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
February 10, 200422 yr Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
February 10, 200422 yr That show was pretty damn funny... one question, what the hell happened to it?! where'd it go?! :/ :stunned: :(
February 10, 200422 yr it got canceled. supposedly fox is bringing it back by 2005 due to it's high ratings on cartoon network and sales of the DVD's.
February 10, 200422 yr I feckin' loveeeeeee this show!!! :lol: :lol: Meg kinda annoys me though :rolleyes:
February 10, 200422 yr (phone rings) LOIS: Hello? PETER: Lois, I can't take out the garbage, I'm stuck at the office and I won't be back until late. LOIS: Peter, the Caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact, I can see you! (Peter moves to his right) PETER: Can you see me now? LOIS: No. PETER: Okay, now I'm at the office. Family Guy truly is the greatest thing ever made.
February 11, 200422 yr :lol: YES!!! GREAT IDEA FOR A THREAD!! Peter: Don't worry I read a book about this once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't Nothing? Peter:... oh ya
February 11, 200422 yr Lois: Peter, what did I tell you not to do last night? Peter: Get drunk at the party. Lois: And what did you do last night? Peter: Got drunk at the pa- whoa, I almost walked right into that one.
February 11, 200422 yr If God came down from heaven and transformed himself into a TV show, it would be called 'Family Guy'. PETER: Hey, that's my old teacher Mr. Fargus! His classes were always fun! (flashback) FARGUS: Take out your scalples kids. We're going to disect A CLOWN! (Kids gasp as he cuts a clown open) FARGUS: Well, no wonder this clown died - his lungs are filled with CANDY! (He throws candy out. Kids cheer.) POLITICIAN 1: Smoking shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air! And according to recent polls, air is good. POLITICIAN 2: Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother!
February 11, 200422 yr Author If God came down from heaven and transformed himself into a TV show, it would be called 'Family Guy'. PETER: Hey, that's my old teacher Mr. Fargus! His classes were always fun! (flashback) FARGUS: Take out your scalples kids. We're going to disect A CLOWN! (Kids gasp as he cuts a clown open) FARGUS: Well, no wonder this clown died - his lungs are filled with CANDY! (He throws candy out. Kids cheer.) LMAO :lol:
February 11, 200422 yr If God came down from heaven and transformed himself into a TV show, it would be called 'Family Guy'. PETER: Hey, that's my old teacher Mr. Fargus! His classes were always fun! (flashback) FARGUS: Take out your scalples kids. We're going to disect A CLOWN! (Kids gasp as he cuts a clown open) FARGUS: Well, no wonder this clown died - his lungs are filled with CANDY! (He throws candy out. Kids cheer.) hehe i saw that episode! :D
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