:rolleyes: again!? I'm not impressed!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Well they only come once every 10.7876456 hrs and I got there at 10.7876457 hrs after the last one :/

ah hard luck! I suppose I'll let it slide this time but don't miss the next one or else no haggus and brie for you! :rolleyes:

Mrs. Haggus McBaggus :idea2:

 

You could leave some in your bin for when I next visit :idea2:

:lol: :lol: no bob will eat it! :rolleyes: I thought we went through this already?!

he doesn't eat the turnip and that's about all he doesn't eat! :rolleyes:

But I put a padlock on the bin when I last left...if Bob's eaten my cheesy peas I won't be a happy sausage! :angry:

I'm afraid he has and if he finds out you're a sausage he'll more than likely eat you too :/

LMAO!! :lol:

 

But angry sausages taste like beetroot, everyone knows that. Surely he'd want to wait until I was chirpy sausage :idea2:

Ah come on mimi use your head! This man eats peoples left over bacon for christs sake and that's the lowest of lows! :/ :stunned:

But Bob is my friendidily friend, we bonded over bin smells :cry:

 

Mmmm I want a bacon sarnie...now! :stunned:

ok well then he may not eat you....I don't know, it's all up to his nose and stomach! :idea2:

bacon no good eugh

You don't like bacon? :stunned:

 

Eeeeeeek there's a spider in my room :/ :stunned: :/ :stunned: :/ :stunned: :/

 

I can't wake my dad up, it's 3am. Maybe I could sleep downstairs :idea2: But how do I get past it :/

 

*whimpers* :stunned:

:lol: :lol: nah meat is the spawn of the devil...well except chicken :idea2:

aw you're a spider wuss? ah bless I had a huge hairy spider in my room the other night and it was just staring at me! I could feel it looking at me :lol: so I threw it out my window :rolleyes:

You eat only chicken...even at xmas? :stunned:

 

You brave girl :stunned: I've got my duvet and my laptop ready and I'm going to make a run for it...if I'm not back in an hour it's eaten me :stunned:

:lol: :lol: lmao!

yeah just chicken for moi :) or if I'm feeling brave I might even have some turkey woooooooooo I'm such a rebel! :sneaky:

well good luck with the spider :P

Wooo I made it man :cool:

 

I'll eat any animal...except cow :confused:

:lol: :lol: yay congrats!

and kudos for the non cow eating! :cool:

:lol: Thanks :rolleyes:

 

How could I eat anything that craps Babybel? :stunned: :smug: :P

:stunned: :lol: :lol: :stunned:

It's true :stunned:

 

That's why you should always peel the wax off! :idea2:

you're winding me up! I'm seriously gulible! :lol: :rolleyes:

I'm not...cows bowls are made of cheese, like the moon :idea2: Wensledale.

 

I'm sorry... :dizzy2:

I'm not...cows bowls are made of cheese, like the moon :idea2: Wensledale.

 

I'm sorry... :dizzy2:

:lol: :lol: :o :lol:

Well I actually eat of everything...well almost everything... :stunned: :( :embarrased: