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that's an idea for tomorrows dinner :idea2: :lol: :lol:

:stunned: with or without the shell?

Depends on how evil your teeth are :stunned:

I've only one evil tooth, the rest are angels :cool:

Well I'd say you're best having it shell-less :D

ah good stuff. I'll indulge tomorrow :cool:

do you boil them?

Nope microwave them :sneaky: :stunned:

 

(I've got an image of a poor little turtle spinnig around in a microwave looking very hot and dizzy now :embarrased: :lol: )

:lol: aww poor thing! My microwave would prob explode! I'm lethal with microwaves anyway so I'd probably be better trying to boil them :idea2:

Me too. My food always, always explodes in there. Even when I do it all right :stunned:

 

If you boil them they go purple though :confused:

It's not really a story, basically we got sloshed and went to Tescos at like 2am and it was the most fun I've had in ages!

 

We bought really random things like samon and frosties and my (male) mate bought a Piglet scrunchie. It was a hoot :lol:

 

 

When i was sleeping round my mates house last year we got board and she only lives down the road from Tescos so we went down there at midnite larfing at all the pissheads and nearly getting beaten up..was fun tho lol :rolleyes: :lol:

pissheads. That term's not used enough! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

What if your foot is pissed? :thinking:

hmmmm esp because that's very possible UNLESS! you stand in a piss puddle made by pissheads then it's technically a pissfoot :idea2:

:dizzy2:

 

Have you stepped in a piss puddle? :P

i'm sure i have but just haven't been aware of its pissy ness :/ :lol: :rolleyes:

Surely you would have smelt it :idea2:

 

Unless your flu prevented it :/

 

Ewwwww. :P

:lol: well I'm possitive I stepped in some special ones at oxegen! :sick:

Well it's a good way to break the ice :P

*ba dum dum chhhhhhhhhh* :lol: :cool:

hey mimi can I add u to msn? I can't believe I haven't asked before :thinking:

I believe that would be fine yes :idea2: :P

well I believe I can fly so nah nah nah nah nah! :P :dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I believe that children are our future :idea2:

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