Since i have lots of spare time, i spent a few minutes searching for old and new bananafag quotes, and found some really interesting material that i'd love to share with you guys.

All the lines you're gunna read were written by bananaman, and i posted the links too, so you can check em with your own eyes.

ok, nuff said, time to see how brilliant our lil chap is:

 

QUOTE 1

"I originally came here to make fun of Coldplay, and people like you who hate to see me here just bring me back for more!"

 

QUOTE 2

"If Music is the thing which motivates you most in life, then thats pretty sad. Find something better like love, or in Chris Martin's case, money."

 

THIS IS GOLD: (if you want, you can just skip the other quotes and read this one)

QUOTE 3"The titles of Coldplay's songs are all so bland. They just shout "Look at us, we're an interesting band and we have it all together" they just try and look as slick as possible, and this just leaves them frail without emotion. The "Slick" titles of songs such as, "Sparks" "Spies" this is a big one, "Parachutes" is the epitomy of trying to look cool, and on with it, cuz "A Rush of Blood to the Head" is just as common and bad as anything... "Politik" WITH A K, for no reason whatsoever but to look cool, and then theres songs which the title obviously has nothing to do with the song, blatantly written to gain interest and to look marketable, "Clocks" oh boy what an interesting title, "The Scientist" woooah I wonder who Chris wrote that about. Its all bullshit."

 

SEE, THIS IS HOW YOU CAN POST AND NOT MAKE SENSE:

QUOTE 4

"It was up to you how personal this argument got, I gave my opinions on Coldplay and you had no right to question my general intelligence from those viewpoints"

 

QUOTE 5

"but if someone started putting Radiohead down for stupid reasons I would probably try and discover more about their opinion to see if they are reasonable or justified opinions before I start calling them ignorant fuckers"

 

QUOTE 6

"What?! I totally agree you fucking moron."

 

 

WAY FOR YOU TO CONTRADICT YOURSELF:

QUOTE 7"Ren claims it doesnt intend to bash anyone, when it took my opinion and start calling me an backside for having it. I didnt bash anyone"

 

QUOTE 8"Think Im going to give up trying to annoy you, it just doesnt please me as I thought it would."

 

AND THIS IS HOW MATURE YOU ARE... NOT:

QUOTE 9"As for the childish argument, Riff turned it into a childish argument, he can end it, or not, I dont care much."

 

QUOTE 10"he started it!"

 

:idea2:

 

LINKS:

 

http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?p=44024&highlight=#44024

 

http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?p=46131&highlight=#46131

Holy crap! :stunned: those quotes remind me to that guy in matrix reloaded who was talking random crap and never saying a thing :o

hey, give bananaman credit where credit is due, will ya? Some of his points make sense.

No.

lmao

oh yea, he was such a stupid character.

like

"oh neo, like it or not, its your destiny. you're THE ONE."

"i dont like that title though"

"you dont like that title? Geez neo, are you banana undercover or something?"

Julia!

hey, havent seen you online for a while!

how are you doing girl?

No.

Julia, i love you! marry me! :kiss: :kiss: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haha Hey Thom! Yeah I just thought I'd come in and make a contribution to this lovely thread. :P And I'm doing alright! I'm really tired cos I just played netball...but we won so it's all good! :D How are you going??

Julia, i love you! marry me!

 

lmao :lol: :lol:

alright then, ren. :P :D :kiss: :P

lmao

oh yea, he was such a stupid character.

like

"oh neo, like it or not, its your destiny. you're THE ONE."

"i dont like that title though"

"you dont like that title? Geez neo, are you banana undercover or something?"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: man, that was so damn funny! :lol: :lol:

lmao

alright then, ren.

wooooooohooooooooo! :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol: so good to see ya again mole :kiss: :P

Haha Hey Thom! Yeah I just thought I'd come in and make a contribution to this lovely thread. And I'm doing alright! I'm really tired cos I just played netball...but we won so it's all good! How are you going??

 

haha hey thanks, i appreciate it.

and oh, netball, eh? i'm afraid we dont have that sport here. is it like volleyball or something? but hey, you won, eh? congrats, thats great news.

and yea, i'm good too. i went to this lil jazz show today, and it was really good cos one of my friends was playing the drums, and he kicked ass, so he kinda made me proud in a weird way, since he's like 14 and sometimes he jams with me and my pals.

oh yea, and we ate at mcdonals after the show, it was really sweet. :cool:

I don't like Coldplay THAT much, so I'm not offended.

wooooooohooooooooo! so good to see ya again mole

 

You too mole :blush: :kiss: :kiss:

 

haha hey thanks, i appreciate it.

and oh, netball, eh? i'm afraid we dont have that sport here. is it like volleyball or something? but hey, you won, eh? congrats, thats great news.

and yea, i'm good too. i went to this lil jazz show today, and it was really good cos one of my friends was playing the drums, and he kicked ass, so he kinda made me proud in a weird way, since he's like 14 and sometimes he jams with me and my pals.

oh yea, and we ate at mcdonals after the show, it was really sweet.

 

Ahh netball is like, basketball sorta, but you're not aloud to run or dribble the ball. Actually it's a lot different but yeah. :lol: :/ Ohh and thanks! :D :kiss:

Im glad you're good too! Man I wish I could play drums..or any instrument for that matter. But if ur mate is only 14 and kicks ass, well then he's got a lot of potential eh? ;) Haha McDonalds...I usually eat that after sport, then I dont feel so bad when i eat it. :smug:

I don't like Coldplay THAT much, so I'm not offended.

 

come on.

HATE HIM BRIAN

hate him!

 

:idea2: if you do that... i promise you ill hate bostonrob even more!

 

Ahh netball is like, basketball sorta, but you're not aloud to run or dribble the ball. Actually it's a lot different but yeah. :lol: :/ Ohh and thanks! :D :kiss:

Im glad you're good too! Man I wish I could play drums..or any instrument for that matter. But if ur mate is only 14 and kicks ass, well then he's got a lot of potential eh? ;) Haha McDonalds...I usually eat that after sport, then I dont feel so bad when i eat it. :smug:

 

haha oh, thats great. i wish i could play netball someday, it sounds like a really cool sport.

and ah, you know, i guess you really should start playing an instrument. like, 16 is such a perfect age to start playing. i think i got my first acosutic guitar when i was 16... but i hated it cos i was such a bad player, so i got a bass when i was 17. ha then i started to take lessons and found out that that was the perfect instrument for me. :cool:

but yea, anyways, its good to know that you're part of the pro-mcdonald's team julia. ;)

wow! ur team won mole? awesome!! go julia!!!!!!*tries to find the cheerleader suit* :wink3: It'd be awesome if u could learn to play an instrument ! then u could be in my band :P and thom could be the bassist haha how cool is that? :cool:

I don't like Coldplay THAT much, so I'm not offended.

 

come on.

HATE HIM BRIAN

hate him!

 

:idea2: if you do that... i promise you ill hate bostonrob even more!

 

Ahh netball is like, basketball sorta, but you're not aloud to run or dribble the ball. Actually it's a lot different but yeah. :lol: :/ Ohh and thanks! :D :kiss:

Im glad you're good too! Man I wish I could play drums..or any instrument for that matter. But if ur mate is only 14 and kicks ass, well then he's got a lot of potential eh? ;) Haha McDonalds...I usually eat that after sport, then I dont feel so bad when i eat it. :smug:

 

haha oh, thats great. i wish i could play netball someday, it sounds like a really cool sport.

and ah, you know, i guess you really should start playing an instrument. like, 16 is such a perfect age to start playing. i think i got my first acosutic guitar when i was 16... but i hated it cos i was such a bad player, so i got a bass when i was 17. ha then i started to take lessons and found out that that was the perfect instrument for me. :cool:

but yea, anyways, its good to know that you're part of the pro-mcdonald's team julia. ;)

 

I do hate him you know. But I really don't need to recite it, let alone say it at all.

I do hate him you know.

 

thats just what i wanted to hear.

Thanks brian :kiss:

haha

:rolleyes:

:wink3:

 

:P

Eh!

All: please don't make any more hate threads, I don't care who it is you hate!