Saffire

I'm actually the guy in the commercials. The beer isn't real, it's just applejuice. But everything else was real including the samurais, the bear, benchpressing the women on the chairs, etc.

Ninety-one?? Oh come on... as I type this it's 97 outside here and people jog in this weather. :P Just wear a tee, gym shorts, drink water, and don't stay outside for more than an hour at a time. Oh yeah and don't forget sunscreen to protect your pasty white British skin!

Oh gosh, Angie... I can't believe your tag under your username, LOL. For anyone who doesn't know, a "fluffer" is a... oh nevermind.

Holy shit this is insane. I joked to Josh yesterday that the US might beat Brazil and he was in total denial...

Facebook should have a spinoff called "shitbook" and return to its roots, with a bare-bones version of itself that never changes no matter how much pressure there is from the kiddies.

I used to have superstitions but now I'm a rational empiricist, and life is much better and more carefree.

Could the NHS also perform lobotomies? You guys should perform the procedure on all the politicians who got caught spending your money on personal expenses. It's been shown that without lobotomies, politicians tend to disappoint their constituencies. But after them, they are infinitely more amusing.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BILLY MAYS WAS THE MAN. THIS NEWS HAS PROFOUNDLY SADDENED ME... NOW I KNOW HOW ALL THE MICHAEL JACKSON FANS FELT. AND NO, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC. EDITED TO ADD CAPS.

Freddie Stroma

What brand GPS do you have? I've got a Garmin and it's great.

There's a whole chapter in Human Action about why your bank account grew 42% without you knowing about it. It's a little-known Austrian theory called the "42 Rule" that would solve this nation's debt problems, if only Obama would read it!

Awesome, glad you enjoyed it Bart! It helps people better understand rational anarchy's ethical basis. The practical basis is best learned by reading Human Action by Mises or Everyday Anarchy by Molyneux.

They probably will if this insurrection keeps up. And who would stop them? They're freakin' nuclear, maaaan.

lol indeed he was. Another hot gay guy: Alistair Appleton

And he was gay. ;)

The Outsiders - Doves

Nick, you will find instructions on how to spend the money in an envelope under your mattress. Move quickly. Your life depends on it!

Nick, I love your sig! Next time you feel like hopping in the car and driving 6 hours, come up to SC and let's hang! I just had a new idea for SC's tourism campaign: "South Carolina: It's not as far as Argentina."

Of course, Nick! I respect your views and I know you'll be like Professor Chaos once you're in power. ;)

IN DA HOUUUUUSE. *fires gun in the air, crack baby cries in the background*

I saw the Bat signal. Mark's "job" is to vote and then the real men go out and arrest those scary burka-wearing women. Dude, seriously, go to the gym or something.

Mark, you're allowed to ban Burkas on your own property. Just nowhere else.

Advil liquigels. Those things start working in 5 minutes.

Oh my god, is that seriously a plot-point in the new Transformers movie? He couldn't tell her he loved her? How lame. Was this happening while they were running away from an explosion in slow motion and her titties were bouncing up and down?

Well this is a silly argument. Of course people should be allowed to wear KKK cloaks and Nazi uniforms. But good luck finding a job! (Or making it a few blocks without getting the tar beaten out of you.) And I'm sure shop owners would ban people from entering their stores naked, after all it's private property so they have a right to do that. Just like the jewelry shops banned people wearing burkas. And you're as aware as I am that you can't ever "ban" abortions, because women will figure out a way to get them one way or another. Just like you can't "ban" murder - it'll happen, regardless of the laws on the books. It's a question of ethics, and Nick (and I) happen to think abortion is unethical.