Jack

My last girlfriend and I were going out for about 6 months and then she had to move to Canada. Yeah, sucks. I haven't had a girlfriend since, but that's not cause of any reason other than I don't have enough time for one :P

I don't drink. Well, I do... But never enough to get drunk. Just a couple of bottles of Bud or Carlsberg or something whenever it's an occasion.

Somethin' like... 2 hours a night. It varies... when I have basketball practise or football I'm not on at all. Usually I come on the forums I visit (this one and another 2) and go on MSN and Ventrilo with my mates. Then after the forum run I close MSN and go on World of Warcraft. I never get bored though...

Uhm.. A friend of mine stole a skeleton key (one that opens every door) but he owned up to it so he didn't get in much trouble. I once started a brawl between my year 11 (at the time) and year 10... All cause some kids tried to take our basketball court over (by playing football and kicking the ball at us) so he hit some year 7 kid in the face (the lad wore glasses and he smashed the glasses) so I picked the guy up and threw him into a wall and then we never saw them again :D But seriously, I had about 40 chavs after me for about a month... Also, earlier this year (sixth form student) I climbed a fence into the carpark to help some woman who'd fallen over and this bitch PE teacher called me for it. She was trying to get me thrown out of the school but fortunately I had about 20 witnesses who spoke up for me, and the head of 6th form said that he believed me anyways :P

By the way.... That Ronaldinho thing rocks :D

Yeah it does =S And I like them both, and I'll prolly get em both. I just need an order lol :D

Help me choose... http://www.zappos.com/images/450/7169450/985-149012-d.jpg or http://www1.jdsports.co.uk/uploads/products/large/4888_04213A.jpg I need some new shoes and I don't know which to get :P I have some Kswiss that I don't like anymore so I need to replace em. :D

Alan Shearer scored his 200th goal for Newcastle!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D Equaling the all time record set by wor Jackie Milburn back before I was born! :D Oh my God I can't believe I didn't go today I missed this moment of history! :angry: But oh well I'm still really happy.

Button.

1, 2, 3, 4 You've got me, You can't ask for more, 5, 6, 7, 8 You're mine now, So don't dare be late I'm the white 50 cent, They call me fifty pence, If you can't understand me, You're probably really dense, I'm making all this shit up, No go back Get yourself hit up You're worthless, You've got nothing on me Now get out of my forums, Please, please, leave me be. You're only jealous, Cause you can't see what I see. I am sooo bad at this. And I mean bad as in, not good. Not bad as in good. :lol: I wanted to get this thread up and running again and this was the only way to do that :D I don't even know if it all rhymes. I was just rapping in my head :P It's much easier insulting someone doing this :D

There's an offer in the local papershop. 4 chocolate bars for £1. Thus, I'm eating the last of 8 toffee crisps. :(

I got a seshkay new laptop. But my favourite thing was my basketball gear :D

I'll be a barman :D

Uhm.. This might sound completely obvious and people have probably said it to you many times before... but... Start playing a sport. You're young so you could take up pretty much anything. Make sure it's a sport that makes you think. Whenever I feel completely down I go and play basketball or football and thinking about the game just takes it all away from my mind.

<EDITED FOR IMAGE PURPOSES. CONTACT MY LAWYER> Edit: It seems to have no censoring... Oh, and to preserve my public image I will delete the bad contents of this post :P

Haha when girls playfully hit guys when they're flirting. Or pretend to be mad at the guy. I hate that. It's the most stupid flirting ever!

I agree with him ^^

If I'm flirting with a girl I just compliment her a lot. :confused: I don't know, I don't do anything on purpose. I just... do it. :D

In the summer holidays from school I went down to London to work for my uncle in a hotel (the Hotel Ibis in Earl's Court) fitting air conditioning units. My cousin and I worked there for a couple of weeks. We were doing the same work as everyone else, like climbing into ceilings and putting the units up. It was fun cause we used to be able to run to McDonalds for lunch :P And when the Ashes was on we put the hotel TVs on in the rooms while we were working. So yeah, if you're ever in Earl's Court and need a business hotel to stay in for one or two nights, DON'T go to the Hotel Ibis (it's just down the road from the 2 Earl's Court arenas. Yeah, I thought there was just one :S I was shocked when I walked out of the tube station and say "Earl's Court 2" :lol: ) But if you do end up in that hotel. Check the air conditioning works (the control thing is on the side of the wardrobes, turn it to the 3 setting) and if it doesn't work - DON'T COMPLAIN TO THE STAFF. Cause then I'll have to go back :P Oh, and there's a speaker in the bathroom ceiling that links up to the TV, so when you're in the shower you can listen to whatever is on TV. :D It's cool. But the beds are like sleeping on the floor. This concludes the review of the Hotel Ibis hotel in Earl's Court. (note: the hotel ibis in Grenwich isn't much better - I worked there for 3 days aswell)

A Keyboard A box of old school projects (old school books and wooden toys I've made) A CD player All of the chargers for stuff (laptop, phone, ipod etc) All my hats A few cushions My sleeping bag

Dennis Rodman (not) I'm a huge basketball fan, but whaaaaat?

I figured I'd make a collection of photos :P All but one are from a "team building" weekend where we had to do loadsa stuff like Abseiling and stuff, the other one is from my bedroom ( thus the Kevin Garnett poster behind me). They're both from.. like... September or something.

Pizza. Although high quality burgers are better than low quality pizza.

Announced at about quarter to 9 at night? lol If it was said yesterday we could have had a carnival!

If I ever, ever have a music career... I'm putting all of these in my act. Could you imagine if at Glasto next year Chris Martin starts spitting some of these lines? I'd die laughing. :D